Youtube video translating

Hi everyone!

There is a video on Youtube.com that the language is portuguese, a lot of people whom talks English can't understand it without translation. Six people did translate it and I want to know if there are errors on the phrases' construction. I did translate it too, but my English is VERY POOR, so I need your help to understand my errors.
Please can you help me with this? Check this out:

The comments posted on the video page:

http://www.youtube.com/user/130786 (2 days ago)

translation please...

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5rWfVA2iqc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fkibeloco%2Eglobolog%2Ecom%2Ebr%2F%2F#)



http://www.youtube.com/user/marciofone (1 day ago) (MY TRANSLATION)

In this Video someone anonymous (a guy) wrote a question in the paper unto the sexologist (woman in black):
"I have a sharp voice (like a girl talking), so my friends gave me an advice that I must masturbate myself and drink the liquid (sperm) every day during a month, and I have doing it about 2 months, but nothing happened, Why?"

Who made the question?
We think that was the guy in 01:43min...

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http://www.youtube.com/user/comfortablenumb (1 day ago)

Someone in the audience writes on a piece of paper... "I've been drinking my own sperm for about 2 months, nothing has happened yet"
His friends had told him to jerk off and drink his own sperm in order to make his voice deeper.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/facmibaity (1 day ago)

I can help you with the translation... The woman is a sexologist and she was answering some questions about sex and there was an anonymous question saying "I am a man, I have a very feminine voice and some friends of mine told me to masturbate everyday and to ingest my sperm so that my voice would get more masculine" The sexologist said that it wasn't true... anyway, it was fun, sorry for the shitty English.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/johnbrazil84 (1 day ago)

I'll translate, but wow, that was sick:

The question someone [male] asked was "I have a high pitched voice, my friends told me that I should masturbate and then drink the sperm, I've been doing this for 2 months and it ain't working"

The Sexoligist responds that "drinking sperm does not help you get a lower voice tone"

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http://www.youtube.com/user/VulgarisSermo (1 day ago)

There's a sex therapist on the show and they take anonymous questions from the audience. The host reads one saying "I have a high pitch voice and my friends told me to I can make it deeper by drinking my own sperm, I have been doing it for two months with no results, why?" and so everyone freaks out. =P

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(1 day ago)

There's a sex therapist on the show and they are taking anonymous questions from the audience. The host reads one that goes "I have a very high pitch voice, my friends told me it will get deeper if I drink my own sperm, I have done it for two months with no results, why?" Then everyone reacts.


THANX IN ADVANCE!!!