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Screenwriting
Your acceptance speech
You were nominated:
A. Best Writer B. Best Director C. Best Actor D. Best Supporting Actor
For:
A. That thing at work B. The last get-together with your relatives C. A confrontation with your Ex D. An activity that violates the conditions of your parole
Competing against you for this award are:
A. The cat B. Your butler C. An unindicted co-conspirator D. That goth chick on the subway
The presenters walk to the podium. The names are read, the clips are rolled, and ... you win! Post your acceptance speech here.
Lois
A. Best Writer B. Best Director C. Best Actor D. Best Supporting Actor
For:
A. That thing at work B. The last get-together with your relatives C. A confrontation with your Ex D. An activity that violates the conditions of your parole
Competing against you for this award are:
A. The cat B. Your butler C. An unindicted co-conspirator D. That goth chick on the subway
The presenters walk to the podium. The names are read, the clips are rolled, and ... you win! Post your acceptance speech here.
Lois
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[nq:1]The presenters walk to the podium. The names are read, the clips are rolled, and ... you win!
- [nq:1]The presenters walk to the podium.
- The names are read, the clips are rolled, and ...
- you win!
- [/nq] "It's about damned time the Academy got something right.
- I deserve this -- I, alone, am responsible for my own greatness.
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[nq:1]The presenters walk to the podium. The names are read, the clips are rolled, and ... you win! Post your acceptance speech here.[/nq]
"It's about damned time the Academy got something right. I deserve this -- I, alone, am responsible for my own greatness. Thank *** for me. Later, losers."
"It's about damned time the Academy got something right. I deserve this -- I, alone, am responsible for my own greatness. Thank *** for me. Later, losers."
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I seriously doubt if I'll ever be up there, but I've often thought it would be refreshing to see a major winner walk up to the microphone, say "Thanks", and then get off...
Bert http://www.bertcoules.co.uk
Bert http://www.bertcoules.co.uk
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[nq:1]The presenters walk to the podium. The names are read, the clips are rolled, and ... you win! Post your acceptance speech here.[/nq]
"Hey, cool! Half a pair of bookends!"
Doug
"Sometimes you gotta say goodbye to the things you know, and hello to the things you don't."
-- Steve McQueen in "The Reivers
"Hey, cool! Half a pair of bookends!"
Doug
"Sometimes you gotta say goodbye to the things you know, and hello to the things you don't."
-- Steve McQueen in "The Reivers
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[nq:1]The presenters walk to the podium. The names are read, the clips are rolled, and ... you win! Post your acceptance speech here. Lois[/nq]
I'll be brief because, after all, nobody wants to hear from the writer...
I'll be brief because, after all, nobody wants to hear from the writer...
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[nq:1]You were nominated: B. Best Director For: C. A confrontation with your Ex Competing against you for this award are: ... to the podium. The names are read, the clips are rolled, and ... you win! Post your acceptance speech here.[/nq]
"Wow, cool. This was mostly just a way of getting out of the house, on someone else's nickle. Glad you liked it. A lot of other people were involved in this
"Wow, cool. This was mostly just a way of getting out of the house, on someone else's nickle. Glad you liked it. A lot of other people were involved in this
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I would send a Nudist American to accept the award for me and talk about the underexposure of Nudists in American films and TV shows...
And to plug my 2 day screenwriting class in L.A. April 23 & 24 which used to be called "Naked Screenwriting".
- Bill http://www.scriptsecrets.net
And to plug my 2 day screenwriting class in L.A. April 23 & 24 which used to be called "Naked Screenwriting".
- Bill http://www.scriptsecrets.net
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[nq:1]You were nominated: D. Best Supporting Actor For: D. An activity that violates the conditions of your parole Competing against ... it solid brass? ? will remind me of what this industry means to me every morning when I wake up[/nq]
I know what you`re thinking. Get it out of your head. I`m not like that.
Anyway, it`s been a while since I felt this good. Who`s counting? What year
I know what you`re thinking. Get it out of your head. I`m not like that.
Anyway, it`s been a while since I felt this good. Who`s counting? What year
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[nq:1]You were nominated: D. Best Supporting Actor For: D. An activity that violates the conditions of your parole Competing against ... to the podium. The names are read, the clips are rolled, and ... you win! Post your acceptance speech here.[/nq]
(walks briskly to podium, aghast, looking in every direction)
"What ARE you people MAD?? This"
(Loud feedback from microphone,
(walks briskly to podium, aghast, looking in every direction)
"What ARE you people MAD?? This"
(Loud feedback from microphone,
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Okay, I change my mind. The last speech seemed just a bit egotistical.
How about...
"Another one? This is getting boring."
-- Paulo Joe Jingy
How about...
"Another one? This is getting boring."
-- Paulo Joe Jingy
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How about:
"I wrote an acceptance speech, but the director decided it needed to be changed at the last minute. Then the lead actor took all the credit.
"I wrote an acceptance speech, but the director decided it needed to be changed at the last minute. Then the lead actor took all the credit.
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