Young man Vs Old man

0One day a young man from the developed city came to the bank of the river in the rural village.02br
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00" Sorry , Can you take me to that small island?" He asked the old man in the very very small boat.02br
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00" Oh! that's far, boy.Why are you going there? " 02br
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00" It's because that I'm a man from the city and I wish to develop that FAR-BEHIND-THE-TIME island."02br
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00As they were traveling to the island the young man started a conversation again.02br
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00" So, Are you a fisherman? "02br
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00" Err.Yes and I also have a job as to take people to the island there, there, there, and there."02br
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00" Whay do you still use that paddle instead of a new steering gear "02br
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00" What's steering gear ? " the old man asked doubtfully. 02br
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00" YOU DON"T KNOW STEERING GEAR?05000 ........OH MY GOD! You've lost 20% of the modern life.What about sky train? Have you ever travel by it? "02br
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00" Sky train? Is that the new breed of horse? "02br
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00" What?.....05100HAAA HA HA. You must be kidding. You don't know sky train? OH MANNN.Again you've lost 50% of modern life. "02br
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00Te deed Te dee Te dee Te dee.[8][8] A young man's mobile phone shaked.02br
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00" What's that noise? " Curiously the man asked 02br
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00" Just a message from my friend " the young man pick his mobile phone up to read a message from his friend.02br
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00" Message? Is this what young men in the city call massage? "02br
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00" MASSAGE ? HA HA Don't tell me you think that the shake from my mobile phone will be some kind of massage!! HaHA"02br
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00" Isn't it ? By the way Is that thing a mobile phone? "05202br
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00" HahAhAHAHAAAA Are you joking? Old man,you've lost 80% of modern life!! "02br
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00As they were in the middle of the river. It started to rain.A wind blowed heavily. The Violent storm started to make the boat unsteady.05305402br
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00" YOUNG MAN ! ! CAN YOU SWIM? " The old man shouted through the heavy strom.02br
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00" I CAN'T. " The young man shouted back.02br
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00" HA HA BOYYY , YOU ARE LOSING 100% OF YOUR LIFE ! ! ! ! ! "05505602br
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01font00Well. Hope You guys find this joke funny.I just translate it from a Thai joke02font02br
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01font00 and change a little bit because I can't remenber the whole story.I read it long time ago.02font02br
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01font00Anyway sorry if There's a mistake. 05702font010id311id212id1513id3214id5515id516id5417id1