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Ye olde Irish limerick

There once was a beautiful lass,
Who had a very fine ass.
Twas not perky nor pink, as you probably think,
It sat on all fours and ate grass.
  

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[nq:1]There once was a beautiful lass, Who had a very fine ***. [/nq] When I say that the last line doesn't rhyme with the first two. :-(

  • [nq:1]There once was a beautiful lass, Who had a very fine ***.
  • [/nq] When I say that the last line doesn't rhyme with the first two.
  • :-(
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[nq:1]There once was a beautiful lass, Who had a very fine ***. Twas not perky nor pink, as you probably think, It sat on all fours and ate grass.[/nq]
When I say that the last line doesn't rhyme with the first two. :-(
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[nq:1]There once was a beautiful lass, Who had a very fine ***. Twas not perky nor pink, as you probably think, It sat on all fours and ate grass.[/nq]
Was it too lazy to stand on all fours?

john
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There once was a mule name Mazy,
That was short and fat and lazy...
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[nq:2]There once was a beautiful lass, Who had a very ... probably think, It sat on all fours and ate grass.[/nq]
[nq:1]Was it too lazy to stand on all fours?[/nq]
The classic version appears to be this:
There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ***;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think -
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
The first lin

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