[nq:1]There once was a beautiful lass, Who had a very fine ***. Twas not perky nor pink, as you probably think, It sat on all fours and ate grass.[/nq] When I say that the last line doesn't rhyme with the first two. :-(
[nq:1]There once was a beautiful lass, Who had a very fine ***. Twas not perky nor pink, as you probably think, It sat on all fours and ate grass.[/nq] Was it too lazy to stand on all fours?
[nq:2]There once was a beautiful lass, Who had a very ... probably think, It sat on all fours and ate grass.[/nq] [nq:1]Was it too lazy to stand on all fours?[/nq] The classic version appears to be this: There was a young maid from Madras Who had a magnificent ***; Not rounded and pink, As you probably think - It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass. The first lin