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Screenwriting
Yah-hah, evil spider woman!
According to:
http://boreme.com/boreme/funny-2002/chinese subtitles-p1.php
These are genuine subtitles used in Chinese language films:
I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way
Quiet or I'll blow your throat up
I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected
Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep
Same old rules: no eyes, no groin
A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries
Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants
Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken
You daring lousy guy
Beat him out of recognizable shape!
I have been scared shitless too much lately
I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
How can you use my intestines as a gift?
This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat
Yah-hah, evil spider woman!
I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynaecologist for a thorough extermination
Greetings, large black person
Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person
"A talent for drama is not a talent for writing,
but is an ability to articulate human relationships." Gore Vidal
http://boreme.com/boreme/funny-2002/chinese subtitles-p1.php
These are genuine subtitles used in Chinese language films:
I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way
Quiet or I'll blow your throat up
I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected
Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep
Same old rules: no eyes, no groin
A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries
Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants
Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken
You daring lousy guy
Beat him out of recognizable shape!
I have been scared shitless too much lately
I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
How can you use my intestines as a gift?
This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat
Yah-hah, evil spider woman!
I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynaecologist for a thorough extermination
Greetings, large black person
Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person
"A talent for drama is not a talent for writing,
but is an ability to articulate human relationships." Gore Vidal
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I recall wicked pleasure reading a newspaper logline for 'The Spider Woman' years ago, 'twas simply: Squish
- I recall wicked pleasure reading a newspaper logline for 'The Spider Woman' years ago, 'twas simply: Squish
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I recall wicked pleasure reading a newspaper logline for 'The Spider Woman' years ago, 'twas simply:
Squish
Squish
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[nq:1]According to: http://boreme.com/boreme/funny-2002/chinese subtitles-p1.php These are genuine subtitles used in Chinese language films: I am **** unsatisfied to be killed in this way Quiet or I'll blow your throat up I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out![/nq]
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They laugh at we Westerners who learn their language and do funny things with it. Here's what happened to me once in Beijing. I was in a restaurant and asked for "a plate of fried xiezi", and happily waited for that tasty eggplant and green pepper dish. The waitress returned with a plate of fried scorpions. To the great amusement of kitchen staff and customers, I ate the scorpions and acted as if
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[nq:1]They laugh at we Westerners who learn their language and do funny things with it. Here's what happened to me ... was what I wanted all along (a bit too crunchy and pungent for my taste). I should have ordered "quiezi".[/nq]
When my wife was in Italy this past spring, her hotel, for one dinner dessert, offered the English-speaking guests pineapple upside-down cake only the label on the de
When my wife was in Italy this past spring, her hotel, for one dinner dessert, offered the English-speaking guests pineapple upside-down cake only the label on the de
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[nq:2]They laugh at we Westerners who learn their language and ... and pungent for my taste). I should have ordered "quiezi".[/nq]
[nq:1]When my wife was in Italy this past spring, her hotel, for one dinner dessert, offered the English-speaking guests pineapple upside-down cake only the label on the dessert table said, "Undercarriage."[/nq]
I saw an alleged English-language newspaper in Ru
[nq:1]When my wife was in Italy this past spring, her hotel, for one dinner dessert, offered the English-speaking guests pineapple upside-down cake only the label on the dessert table said, "Undercarriage."[/nq]
I saw an alleged English-language newspaper in Ru
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[nq:1]I saw an alleged English-language newspaper in Russia that had a full page ad for the latest model of their ... kid you not at all. (Actually, I suspect it was done by an anglo who couldn't resist the epractical joke).[/nq]
Menu entries I've seen in China:
"Spicy Stir-Fried Shredded Dork"
"Kung Pao Children"
Alan Brooks
A with an Underwood
Together, They Fight C
Menu entries I've seen in China:
"Spicy Stir-Fried Shredded Dork"
"Kung Pao Children"
Alan Brooks
A with an Underwood
Together, They Fight C
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