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Vigor Posted 21 years ago
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Women are impossible to please!!

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01b01font00A store named "Husband mart" has just opened where a woman may go 02font02b02br
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01b01font00 to choose a husband from among many men. The store has six 02font02b02br
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01b01font00 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the 02font02b02br
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01b01font00 shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch:02font02b02br
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01b01font00 As you open the door to any floor you may choose a02font02b02br
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01b01font00 man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go 02font02b02br
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01b01font00 back down except to exit the building.02font02b02br
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01b01font00 So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.02font02b02br
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01b01font00 02font01font00On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor02font02b02br
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01b01font00 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to 02font02b02br
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01b01font00 herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I 02font02b02br
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01b01font00 wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.02font02b02br
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01b01font00 have jobs and love kids.02font02b02br
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01b01font00 what's further up?" And up she goes again.02font02b02br
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01b01font00 But I wonder what's upstairs?"02font02b02br
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01b01font00 have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with 02font02b02br
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01b01font00 the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, 02font02b02br
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01b01font00 there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another 02font02b02br
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01b01font00 02font01font00The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love 02font02b02br
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01b01font00 have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... 02font02b02br
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01b01font00 what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor 02font02b02br
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01b01font00 she goes.02font02b02br
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01b01font00 Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and have a nice day. 02font02b0-
  

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a little long and funny joke

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a little long and funny joke
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0 01i01font00I think that depends...on what she has to play with!05002font02i00 010id5
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0 More you give more they(women) want!!! In the end they have nothing!!! 0-
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0I like this joke! I can laugh and keep something for myself. Thanks0-
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the colors detract from the joke
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You know there is a wife store right across the street? The same rules apply.
The first floor says "These women are decent looking."
The second floor "These women are decent looking and are good in bed."
No one has any idea what is on the floors above that. The guys never go any further.
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lol that would be true who would wannt to go farther?

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