Why do you go to school...

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Yeah, well that'd be kinda hard considering I've barely met *** superstar.
You want me to bring Shay to a high school dance? What's next, ***?
Yeah, I know, I know he's used to flossing at *** not slumming at Carson Hill...

Why do you go to school? Never heard of *** like the rest of us?
I guess it's my parents' way of ***. I-I like the beat but the *** drum sound is kinda
90s and the base line... it should be less ***. Check out Shay - living *** normal.
*** that was ***! Big Shay! You do remember rule number 1 of the ***, right?
Yeah, I remember the rule. No attachments? Mind your ***! What? Do I have *** or sth?
Please! Exnay on the ***. I hope you ladies like ***. Tom, will you pass me
the pasta? I just love when *** with mussels. *** Shay is ***, Tommy. *** almost done.
So, Shay. What's next for you? New album, ***? Okay, you came, you drank punch,
you felt ***. I think our job here's done. Yeah, yeah, Carson Hill *** to bootleg of *** Jude track.
I can't believe I'm actually having fun at a high school dance. *** against my religion.
Who wants to hear Shay *** tonight? Superstar ***! Jude, I was wrong about this
high school stuff. It's *** man. You're a star now, girl. Besides *** normal when *** together.
*** another one. We're rewinding.