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Usenet Posted 21 years ago
Screenwriting
Who will film your life?
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=11683900315001458180
My results:
Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Your film will be 49% romantic, 36% comedy, 29% complex plot, and a $36 million budget.
Ed Wood will get your film done waay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time for all the wrong reasons. Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He's not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film even if you've never seen a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood go see it.
The incredibly boring Dena Jo
Email goes to denajo2 at the dot com variation of the Yahoo domain.
Plonk the bastards: http://www.panix.com/~mwsm/trolls.html
My results:
Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Your film will be 49% romantic, 36% comedy, 29% complex plot, and a $36 million budget.
Ed Wood will get your film done waay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time for all the wrong reasons. Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He's not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film even if you've never seen a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood go see it.
The incredibly boring Dena Jo
Email goes to denajo2 at the dot com variation of the Yahoo domain.
Plonk the bastards: http://www.panix.com/~mwsm/trolls.html
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testid=11683900315001458180 My results: Edward D. Wood, Jr. Your film will be 49% romantic, 36% comedy, 29% complex plot, and a ...
- testid=11683900315001458180 My results: Edward D.
- Wood, Jr.
- Your film will be 49% romantic, 36% comedy, 29% complex plot, and a ...
- a transvestite before.
- [/nq] I got Sofia Coppola, which is kind of cool because I'm currently working on something that's got a bit of a "lost in Translation" tone to it.
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[nq:1]http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=11683900315001458180 My results: Edward D. Wood, Jr. Your film will be 49% romantic, 36% comedy, 29% complex plot, and a ... a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood go see it.[/nq]
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[nq:1]http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=11683900315001458180 My results: Edward D. Wood, Jr. Your film will be 49% romantic, 36% comedy, 29% complex plot, and a ... a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood go see it.[/nq]
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By the way, there were some other stats at the bottom of the Results window. And I quote:
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 84%
By the way, there were some other stats at the bottom of the Results window. And I quote:
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 84%
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I think a film of my life would be boring. Yes, boring. Just a string of fiascos. That's why I write (albeit with little success, thus far) to go beyond myself and my life, even if it always comes back to me like a mean boomerang. The only advantage to my so-called experiences is that I'm used to things going wrong , and that has turned out to be a useful quality on film sets.
My life
My life
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The **** with Soderbergh. I want to direct it myself!
Steven Soderbergh
Your film will be 57% romantic, 22% comedy, 47% complex plot, and a $
34 million budget.Filmography: *** Lies and Videotape, Traffic, Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, Erin Brockovich, and various other homemade independent films. He may just want to follow you around for a few months and construct a film out of
Steven Soderbergh
Your film will be 57% romantic, 22% comedy, 47% complex plot, and a $
34 million budget.Filmography: *** Lies and Videotape, Traffic, Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, Erin Brockovich, and various other homemade independent films. He may just want to follow you around for a few months and construct a film out of
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Ingmar Bergman
Your film will be 63% romantic, 36% comedy, 39% complex plot, and a $
50 million budget.
Your life will be portrayed on film as an intense psychological drama, likely with some actresses screaming at the camera (Persona), or maybe a pleasant chess game between the Grim Reaper and a Crusader (The Seventh Seal). This Swedish director's films are intensely scrutinzed a
Your film will be 63% romantic, 36% comedy, 39% complex plot, and a $
50 million budget.
Your life will be portrayed on film as an intense psychological drama, likely with some actresses screaming at the camera (Persona), or maybe a pleasant chess game between the Grim Reaper and a Crusader (The Seventh Seal). This Swedish director's films are intensely scrutinzed a
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[nq:1]Ingmar Bergman Your film will be 63% romantic, 36% comedy, 39% complex plot, and a $ 50 million budget.[/nq]
How come your Bergman film costs $3 million more than mine?
Barton Fink got written very quickly, in about three weeks. I don't know what that means.
Joel Coen
How come your Bergman film costs $3 million more than mine?
Barton Fink got written very quickly, in about three weeks. I don't know what that means.
Joel Coen
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But, if someone did film my life, maybe Sergei Eisenstein. It would have to be a long, tedius, pretentious, and excrucitatingly trite tale that even the protagonist finds tiresome, drearily presented in the medium of film.
Wow, look at that line-up! Looks like we'll have to beat them back with sticks.
Wow, look at that line-up! Looks like we'll have to beat them back with sticks.
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I got Roger Corman.
I think I'm insulted. Either that, or I should be surrounded by more topless women.
Or both.
-Ron
I think I'm insulted. Either that, or I should be surrounded by more topless women.
Or both.
-Ron
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[nq:1]I got Roger Corman. I think I'm insulted. Either that, or I should be surrounded by more topless women.[/nq]
I was hoping for Russ Meyer.
I got Ingmar Bergman.
Story of my life.
Barton Fink got written very quickly, in about three weeks. I don't know what that means.
Joel Coen
I was hoping for Russ Meyer.
I got Ingmar Bergman.
Story of my life.
Barton Fink got written very quickly, in about three weeks. I don't know what that means.
Joel Coen
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