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I am shocked and appalled that people are being allowed to post in here without even taking some kind of entrance exam! To help correct this egregious error, I hereby submit questions to which every writer should be able to bluff an answer.

These are questions, posed by musical sages, that demand your most thoughtful, heartfelt, sarcastic replies:

1. Why Do Fools Fall in Love?

2. What's the Frequency, Kenneth?

3. Who Can It Be Now?

4. Who Let the Dogs Out?

5. What's Love Got to Do With It?

6. Who Put the Bomp in the Bomp A-Bomp A-Bomp?

7. What Becomes of the Brokenhearted?

8. Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman? 9. Who'll Stop The Rain?

10. Who's Crying Now?

Lois
  

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[nq:1]These are questions, posed by musical sages, that demand your most thoughtful, heartfelt, sarcastic replies: 1. [/nq] That's a mistransliteration. " The answers: it's slippy, and they're dumb.

  • [nq:1]These are questions, posed by musical sages, that demand your most thoughtful, heartfelt, sarcastic replies: 1.
  • [/nq] That's a mistransliteration.
  • " The answers: it's slippy, and they're dumb.
  • [nq:1]2.
  • [/nq] Three times a week, or so I've heard; all solo.
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[nq:1]These are questions, posed by musical sages, that demand your most thoughtful, heartfelt, sarcastic replies: 1. Why Do Fools Fall in Love?[/nq]
That's a mistransliteration. The correct version is "Why Do Fools Fall in L'Oeuf?" The answers: it's slippy, and they're dumb.
[nq:1]2. What's the Frequency, Kenneth?[/nq]
Three times a week, or so I've heard; all solo. Allegedly.
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1. Why Do Fools Fall in Love?

Not part of the ROYAL family.

3. Who Can It Be Now?

Iran.

5. What's Love Got to Do With It?

Excatly, nothing! Its freedom.

6. Who Put the Bomp in the Bomp A-Bomp A-Bomp?

Indipendents.

7. What Becomes of the Brokenhearted?

Got bumped off.

8. Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman?
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"(Email Removed)" (Email Removed) asked:
[nq:1]1. Why Do Fools Fall in Love?[/nq]
Everybody's Somebody's Fool.
[nq:1]2. What's the Frequency, Kenneth?[/nq]
Think For Yourself.
[nq:1]3. Who Can It Be Now?[/nq]
Anyone Who Had a Heart.
[nq:1]4. Who Let the Dogs Out?[/nq]
Nashville Cats.
[nq:1]5. What's Love Got to Do With It?[/nq]
Love is Strange.
[nq:1]6.
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[nq:1]1. Why Do Fools Fall in Love?[/nq]
Because they miss the airbag.
[nq:1]2. What's the Frequency, Kenneth?[/nq]
98.6, Keith.
[nq:1]3. Who Can It Be Now?[/nq]
IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK! AAUUGH!
[nq:1]4. Who Let the Dogs Out?[/nq]
Close the door, they're coming in the windows.
[nq:1]5. What's Love Got to Do With It?[/nq]
Well, if you don't k
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[nq:2]1. Why Do Fools Fall in Love?[/nq]
[nq:1]Because they miss the airbag.[/nq]
[nq:2]2. What's the Frequency, Kenneth?[/nq]
[nq:1]98.6, Keith.[/nq]
[nq:2]3. Who Can It Be Now?[/nq]
[nq:1]IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK! AAUUGH![/nq]
[nq:2]4. Who Let the Dogs Out?[/nq]
[nq:1]Close the door, they're coming in the windows.[/nq]
[nq:2]5. What's Love Got

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