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Which organ is in charge in human body?

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00All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.02br
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00The brain said: "i should be in charge, because i run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."02br
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00"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because i pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."02br
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00"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because i process food and give all of you energy."02br
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00"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because i'm responsible for waste removal."02br
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00All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.02br
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