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Where has his vitality gone...?
Hi all,
A very popular children's story says that Pinocchio experienced an involuntary enlargement of his nose whenever he told a lie. And I'm so perplexed and baffled I'm about to lay an egg. The author of the story didn' t mention a word what happened when this wooden whippersnapper saw, say, a broomstick, a coat stand or simply a young tree. Did his private parts behave the same way as his nose and got substantially longer? Oh, and what kind of timber was the boy made of? Birch, elm, cherry tree perhaps? Please shed some light on this super vital matter or else I will perish in darkness. Spank you.
Ps. Just testing.
mike
A very popular children's story says that Pinocchio experienced an involuntary enlargement of his nose whenever he told a lie. And I'm so perplexed and baffled I'm about to lay an egg. The author of the story didn' t mention a word what happened when this wooden whippersnapper saw, say, a broomstick, a coat stand or simply a young tree. Did his private parts behave the same way as his nose and got substantially longer? Oh, and what kind of timber was the boy made of? Birch, elm, cherry tree perhaps? Please shed some light on this super vital matter or else I will perish in darkness. Spank you.
Ps. Just testing.
mike
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U¿ytkownik "mike morgan" (Email Removed) napisa³ w wiadomo¶ci [nq:1]Hi all, A very popular children's story says that Pinocchio experienced an involuntary enlargement of his nose whenever he told ... young tree. Did his private parts behave the same way as his nose and got substantially longer?
- U¿ytkownik "mike morgan" (Email Removed) napisa³ w wiadomo¶ci [nq:1]Hi all, A very popular children's story says that Pinocchio experienced an involuntary enlargement of his nose whenever he told ...
- young tree.
- Did his private parts behave the same way as his nose and got substantially longer?
- Oh, and what[/nq] First, for the sake of learning English, which this group is about: this should be "get", not "got", given that your sentence begins with "Did".
- Now to the point of your question: Most of us human males (whether of the flesh and blood or timber variety) do not inevitably become sexually aroused at the sight of the particular object which our noses pathologically resemble, be they broomsticks, beans, basketballs, boots, blueberries, or bluebird beaks.
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U¿ytkownik "mike morgan" (Email Removed) napisa³ w wiadomo¶ci
[nq:1]Hi all, A very popular children's story says that Pinocchio experienced an involuntary enlargement of his nose whenever he told ... young tree. Did his private parts behave the same way as his nose and got substantially longer? Oh, and what[/nq]
First, for the sake of learning English, which this group is about: this shou
[nq:1]Hi all, A very popular children's story says that Pinocchio experienced an involuntary enlargement of his nose whenever he told ... young tree. Did his private parts behave the same way as his nose and got substantially longer? Oh, and what[/nq]
First, for the sake of learning English, which this group is about: this shou
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