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Sometimes it happens because the women's bathroom is closed for cleaning or repairs.
But there are times, through no fault of her own, when a woman is faced with using the men's restroom.
She can only hope it doesn't happen during her childbearing years. A ripe reproductive system exposed to pathogens that virulent can only result in a sad, misshapen circus-grade mutant.
I mean, men's bathrooms are like some kind of monstrous lab experiment gone horribly wrong. A HAZMAT suit doesn't even begin to offer protection against men's restroom germs.
What is wrong with you people?
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[nq:1]Sometimes it happens because the women's bathroom is closed for cleaning or repairs. But there are times, through no fault ... wrong. A HAZMAT suit doesn't even begin to offer protection against men's restroom germs. What is wrong with you people?[/nq]
Rough day at the office, huh Lois?
Maybe after a good night's sleep you'll be able to see guys accurately again and appreciate our devil-may-care approach to aiming at the toilet bowl.

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[nq:1]Sometimes it happens because the women's bathroom is closed for cleaning or repairs. But there are times, through no fault ... wrong. A HAZMAT suit doesn't even begin to offer protection against men's restroom germs. What is wrong with you people?[/nq]
***! Go to a Nightclub after last call and check out the difference between the mens room and the womens bathroom. The womens bathroom looks like a paper wad bomb went off in there! Sure men have terrible aim, but womens is worse, cause women hover squat, and then they miss badly! Also factor in, that the only people that take dumps at nightclubs or stadiums are people that have diaherria or some other doodoo *** problems and thats why you mostly see terrible looking stools at public places.
Women hang out in bathrooms. Guys dont. Guy try to touch one thing and then leave as fast as possible without touching anything else, including the door handle. No handshake greetings. Women on the other hand touch everything, and they help each other with eye makeup and wipe away each others tears.
The fishing boat doesn't have a bathroom/head. So the girls dont go on it.
Rethink your rant.
BD

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[nq:2]Sometimes it happens because the women's bathroom is closed for ... against men's restroom germs. What is wrong with you people?[/nq]
[nq:1]***! Go to a Nightclub after last call and check out the difference between the mens room and the womens ... each others tears. The fishing boat doesn't have a bathroom/head. So the girls dont go on it. Rethink your rant.[/nq]
What Duck said.
We don't socialize in bathrooms, we don't want to hang out in them - we're in, we're out, we're done.

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All the research I've read says the mens restroom is cleaner. Urinals eliminate contact with the facilities and reduce the demand for the stalls which you'd be using.
But yeah, keep up the myth. Waiting to use a mens facility is darn near annoying.

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We men have a lot to contend with.
Even using the female Squat-n-Squirt method is problematic, owing to the angle of discharge being dependant on ambient temperature and degree of excitation.
I have a couple of times pulled up my trousers and discovered them wet through, a result of peeing seated on very cold days. Much dabbing with wads of toilet paper ensues.

Martin B

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I nominate this for "MWSM Thread I Least Want To Read When I Wake Up In The Morning".

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"*** is the immemorial refuge of the incompetent, the helpless, the miserable. They find not only sanctuary in His arms, but also a kind of superiority, soothing to their macerated egos. He will set them above their betters." H.L. Mencken

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[nq:1]Even using the female Squat-n-Squirt method is problematic, owing to the angle of discharge being dependant on ambient temperature and degree of excitation.[/nq]
That might explain Cytherea.

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[nq:2]Sometimes it happens because the women's bathroom is closed for ... against men's restroom germs. What is wrong with you people?[/nq]
[nq:1]***! Go to a Nightclub after last call and check out the difference between the mens room and the womens ... So the girls dont go on it. Rethink your rant. BD- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -[/nq]
Hey, BD, women have to have some place to go to
compare notes.
W : )

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[nq:1]We don't socialize in bathrooms, we don't want to hang out in them - we're in, we're out, we're done.[/nq]
lol....yeah, cause it's so disgusting in there!
[nq:1]I mean, men's bathrooms are like some kind of monstrous lab experiment gone horribly wrong. A HAZMAT suit doesn't even begin to offer protection against men's restroom germs.[/nq]
Then there's always the guy's who don't bother even washing their hands...
Short disgusting bathroom story:
Construction was going on at the manufacturing plant where I used to work. There were about 20 construction guys doing their thing. At the end of the day for the company personnel, someone tells me one of the construction guys totally fouled up one of the bathroom stall areas so bad that he should personally clean it up. So out of curiosity I went to look at just how bad they thought it was..omg! It looked like a diarrhea bomb had went off in there. Not only was it still on the inside of the toilet bowl, it was all over the outside of the toilet bowl!
For that job, you definitely need a Hazmat suit!
Short disgusting locker room story:
It was a sweltering hot summer day at the manufacturing plant and everyone was soaked with sweat to the point many workers uniforms were translucent.
At the end of the day some people would take a shower, but because there were only 2 shower stalls, most people just changed into street clothes to get home as quickly as possible so they could shower at home.
While changing I noticed one of the employees in his underwear, and that his underwear was soaked from sweat. As he was standing there he reached inside his underwear and adjusted his "package". He finished dressing, closed his locker, and as he was passing by me reached out his hand to shake mine goodbye.
I declined the gesture and said; "just get the *** out of here".

Which brings me to today's swine flu paranoia...
my landlord and resort proprietor commented to me that he wasn't going to shake anyone's hands this winter because he didn't want to take a chance with getting any flu germs.
So I said; "well, you can always do the fist bump thing instead". "No" he explained, "I have a better method. If they really want to shake hands I'm going to stick my elbow out so they can shake that or give me an elbow bump".

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[nq:1]Then there's always the guy's who don't bother even washing their hands...[/nq]
A Texan pees at the urinal next to an Englishman, and as the Texan's about to leave, the Englishman says, "In my country, we learn how to wash our hands after using the restroom."
The Texan replies, "In my country, we learn not to pee on them."

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