Hi, I usually just write 'Merry Christmas', and then sign it as 'Clive'. The mail service must be slow, where you live. Best wishes, Clive,
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Clive#2 and #3 are intimate things you'd say to your girlfriend.(Surely that would be "I want me stuffed in your stocking"?)