BrE students of film or literary theory traditionally wear black polo-necks. If after graduation they find work in the media or the Saussure/Roland Barthes industry, they are permitted to retain their polo-necks, but must also acquire large spectacles and a chrome briefcase.
Additionally, once a year, they will be required to give a presentation on Otto Preminger'
True, Mr. P. I think I was thinking more of dark smoky cellars, with the sound of cool (discordant) jazz. I seem to have an impression of sandals here as well - maybe I just have my metaphores mixed!
By association, sandals led me to the rest.
You're right, it is a terrifying thought. On reflection, I believe there may be a law against selling sandals to people who wear black