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Usenet Posted 20 years ago
Screenwriting

! What do I do with a cover letter. Staple or Punch!

Do I staple the cover letter to the top of my screenplay?

Or three hole punch it and have the brads hold it on top of the screenplay?
I need to know in like two minutes!
HELP!
Scott
  

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[nq:1]Do I staple the cover letter to the top of my screenplay? Or three hole punch it and have the brads hold it on top of the screenplay? [/nq] Proper form is to lick your palm, smear your spittle across the back of the cover letter, and whack it, How-'Bout-Them-Apples-style, onto the script.

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  • [nq:1]Do I staple the cover letter to the top of my screenplay?
  • Or three hole punch it and have the brads hold it on top of the screenplay?
  • [/nq] Proper form is to lick your palm, smear your spittle across the back of the cover letter, and whack it, How-'Bout-Them-Apples-style, onto the script.
  • Deviation from form will result in a pass.
  • You have been warned.
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[nq:1]Do I staple the cover letter to the top of my screenplay? Or three hole punch it and have the brads hold it on top of the screenplay? I need to know in like two minutes![/nq]
Proper form is to lick your palm, smear your spittle across the back of the cover letter, and whack it, How-'Bout-Them-Apples-style, onto the script.

Deviation from form will result in a pass.
You have
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[nq:1]Do I staple the cover letter to the top of my screenplay? Or three hole punch it and have the brads hold it on top of the screenplay? I need to know in like two minutes! HELP! Scott[/nq]
If you're serious neither.
You get a paperclip and you paper clip the cover letter (which has no reason in the world for being longer than a page) to the front cover of your script.
In addition,
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I'd just shove it in the envelope with the script (unattached).

- Bill
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