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Usenet Posted 17 years ago
Screenwriting

Wanted Twilight Jumper

I just completed the trilogy of douche. Wanted. Twilight. And. Jumper. These 3 films are so similar I cannot believe it. Its like Siamese Susan Broyle triplets joined at the eyebrows. Its Netflix. I guess I would still rent this trash if I was leaving feetprints at Blockbuster stores still, but since I can just click away and I clicked these 3 and they just happened to arrive in order.
Its like all 3 films were written by the same person. Twilight is heavy on the panty broth, but all 3 films are really about very weird looking pretty people, Hayden Vader, St. Angie, and The Twilight dude. And they all have the ability to either travel super fast or just jump space and do superhuman stuff. And Im like WTF? Twilight took a few more beers because for me it really dragged during all the eyelash scenes.

I know, they made it for 13 yr old girls. I didnt hate it. I didnt really hate any of them. I just couldnt believe the coincidences in all the films. Jumper and Wanted both had very well liked Black actors as 2nd billing. All 3 films had story elements of the antag needing to go back to protect a loved one but it was already too late.

C'mon. Cough up some good Netflix recomends. I have thought about canceling, cause Ive pretty much finished Netflix. Right now Im just clicking alot of classics just to have something in my queue.

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[nq:2]C'mon. [/nq] On the IFC Channel I just caught the second half of a really good movie from 2003 I've never even heard of. 11:14, with Shawn Hatosy and Hilary Swank.

  • [nq:2]C'mon.
  • [/nq] On the IFC Channel I just caught the second half of a really good movie from 2003 I've never even heard of.
  • 11:14, with Shawn Hatosy and Hilary Swank.
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[nq:2]C'mon. Cough up some good Netflix recommends.[/nq]
On the IFC Channel I just caught the second half of a really good movie from 2003 I've never even heard of. 11:14, with Shawn Hatosy and Hilary Swank.
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[nq:1]I just completed the trilogy of douche. Wanted. Twilight. And. Jumper. These 3 films are so similar I cannot believe ... pretty much finished Netflix. Right now Im just clicking alot of classics just to have something in my queue. Oranse[/nq]
Let me go compile my "black guy gets killed first" list and get back to you. (I will not include "Glory" in that list.)
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[nq:1]I just completed the trilogy of douche. Wanted. Twilight. And. Jumper. These 3 films are so similar I cannot believe ... triplets joined at the eyebrows. Its Netflix. I guess I would still rent this trash if I was leaving [/nq]
Kinky Boots?
Life and Death of Colonel Blimp?
Blind Woman's Curse?
Haldane of the Secret Service (only if you love Houdini) Gonzo?
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[nq:2]I just completed the trilogy of douche. Wanted. Twilight. And. ... would still rent this trash if I was leaving [/nq]
[nq:1]Let me go compile my "black guy gets killed first" list and get back to you. (I will not include "Glory" in that list.)[/nq]
So, I learned from a class that the sidekick (black or not) often gets killed at the end of the second act
about a million years ago,
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[nq:1]C'mon. Cough up some good Netflix recomends. I have thought about canceling, cause Ive pretty much finished Netflix. Right now Im just clicking alot of classics just to have something in my queue.[/nq]
Didn't you get my Criticker invite?

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[nq:1]I just completed the trilogy of douche. C'mon. Cough up some good Netflix recomends.[/nq]
Recent stuff? "The Bank Job" was pretty good.
You could do a Kar Wai Wong Sorta-Romance Fest and watch "2046", "My Blueberry Nights" (which is really awful, but I'm pushing a theme here) and "Chung Him sam lam".
For date-night "Sherrybaby" is pretty good. "Chumscrubber" isn't bad. "Boogie Ni
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On Apr 26, 7:23 pm, "Avoid normal situations."
[nq:2]C'mon. Cough up some good Netflix recomends. I have thought ... alot of classics just to have something in my queue.[/nq]
[nq:1]Didn't you get my Criticker invite?[/nq]
Yeah. I just joined.
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