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Matress Posted 19 years ago
Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles

Wanna a long life?

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00A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.02br
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00She said to him,"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look.02br
00What's your secret for a long, happy life?"02br
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00He answered,"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,02br
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00"Wow, That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"02br
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00"Twenty-Six," he said,0-
  

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0 01font 02br 00Lol. 02br 02br 00Thanx for sharin' 05002br 02br 02font 00 010id1

— Fleder_m@u_S

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  • 02br 02br 00Thanx for sharin' 05002br 02br 02font 00 010id1
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00Lol. very funny, Matress.02br
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0 Hahaha, that was funny, that old man was cool...0-
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0 the old man was very old.0-
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01cite10Kooyeen12cite10Hahaha, that was funny, that old man was cool...12br
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10I think the old man was stupid not cool. 0-
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0 Yes, I agree. Only 26... 0-
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