Valentines day

Strange Valentine's Day Poem for Strange People


I'll put your picture on the shelf

Right next to ashes of my dog, Elf

I'll keep your eyeballs in a jar

So you can see me near and far.

I'll chain your feet to the bottom of the bed.

I'll use some leathers to restrain your head.

I'll put little cockroaches up your nose

And paint weird pictures on your toes.

I'll call your phone all night and day

I'll follow you wherever you stray.

I'll pierce my nose, my brow, my lip,

So you can see I'm very hip.

I'll put some organs in a stew

And feed it spoon by spoon to you

My love for you is special and true

Be very wary when I start using glue.

A song I'll sing

In such a high pitch

You'll throw yourself into a ditch.

All this I'll do so you can say,

My, what a special Valentines Day!