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Matress Posted 21 years ago
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TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:
TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:
1) You can GET chocolate.
2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving and even without a condom.
5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant and you don't get AIDS.
15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16) Good chocolate is easy to find.
17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20) With chocolate size doesn't matter.
Pass this on to 5 other people otherwise your heart will be broken in 24 hours!
It didn't convince me!!!!!!!!!!!!! I still prefer sex
- No doubtsTop answer
16) Good chocolate is easy to find. Eheh...
- 16) Good chocolate is easy to find.
- Eheh...
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I'm not even crazy about chocolate, the other is another story....
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Matress
TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN ***:
17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
20) With chocolate size doesn't matter.
I love these two...
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