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Ruslana Posted 19 years ago
Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles
To Timbo: your signature!
Hi, Timbo!
I've just read your signature, and I assume that the thought there is not complete. Let me suggest a continuation. [a]
Original:
the more cheese, the more holes
the more holes, the less cheese
ergo: more cheese is less cheese
Corrected:
the more cheese, the more holes
the more holes, the less cheese
the less cheese, the less hole,
the less holes, the more cheese!
ergo: more cheese = more cheese
I've just read your signature, and I assume that the thought there is not complete. Let me suggest a continuation. [a]
Original:
the more cheese, the more holes
the more holes, the less cheese
ergo: more cheese is less cheese
Corrected:
the more cheese, the more holes
the more holes, the less cheese
the less cheese, the less hole,
the less holes, the more cheese!
ergo: more cheese = more cheese
Top answer
actually, i´ll stay at my point of view, because i think it is correct this way. because the more cheese you have, the more holes you get in the same breath, just because there´s more space in the cheese where the holes can be. so if you have more cheese, it means you have more holes in it, which concludes, that there is less space for the cheese.
- actually, i´ll stay at my point of view, because i think it is correct this way.
- because the more cheese you have, the more holes you get in the same breath, just because there´s more space in the cheese where the holes can be.
- so if you have more cheese, it means you have more holes in it, which concludes, that there is less space for the cheese.
- so the more cheese, the less cheese^^
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actually, i´ll stay at my point of view, because i think it is correct this way. because the more cheese you have, the more holes you get in the same breath, just because there´s more space in the cheese where the holes can be. so if you have more cheese, it means you have more holes in it, which concludes, that there is less space for the cheese. so the more cheese, the less cheese^^
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It was just a JOKE, Timbo! No need to prove the rightness or incorrectness of those statements! 
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even if it was just a joke, i had several of conversations such alike, and i will continue to spread my knowledge with everyone possible....and soon the whole world will know the dark, terrible secret of cheese.....hahahahahaha meanlooking
if you didn´t figure it out, this was NOT a joke
if you didn´t figure it out, this was NOT a joke
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LOL! I like Timbo's signature too, I think it's funny!
Anyway, the correct version is actually:
The more cheese, the more holes
The more holes, the more cheese
ergo: cheese and holes depend one from the other.
The fact is that they should grow almost proportionally.
Anyway, this way it's no longer funny, so let's stick Timbo's version.
Anyway, the correct version is actually:
The more cheese, the more holes
The more holes, the more cheese
ergo: cheese and holes depend one from the other.
The fact is that they should grow almost proportionally.
Anyway, this way it's no longer funny, so let's stick Timbo's version.
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I get what he's saying. If you consider the motto/phrase (the original one that Timbo used) in a literal sense, it DOES state that "more cheese = less cheese"... Because more holes = less cheese...
Just came accross this randomly.
Just came accross this randomly.
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