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Matress Posted 19 years ago
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To became old is very difficult!!!

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00A ninety-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man02br
00walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man answers,02br
00"I'm in love with a twenty-five-year-old woman."02br
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00"What's wrong with that?" asks the young man.02br
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00Between the sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You can't understand. Every02br
00morning before she goes to work, we make love... At lunchtime she comes02br
00home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the02br
00afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and we have more sex, the02br
00best an old man could want. And then at suppertime, and all night long,02br
00we make love." He breaks down, no longer able to speak.02br
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00The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like02br
00you have a perfect relationship. Why are you crying?"02br
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00The old man answers, again through his tears, "I forgot where I live."0-
  
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