00=02br 02br 00A ninety-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man02br 00walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man answers,02br 00"I'm in love with a twenty-five-year-old woman."02br 02br 00"What's wrong with that?" asks the young man.02br 02br 00Between the sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You can't understand. Every02br 00morning before she goes to work, we make love... At lunchtime she comes02br 00home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the02br 00afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and we have more sex, the02br 00best an old man could want. And then at suppertime, and all night long,02br 00we make love." He breaks down, no longer able to speak.02br 02br 00The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like02br 00you have a perfect relationship. Why are you crying?"02br 02br 00+02br 02br 00+02br 02br 00+02br 02br 00The old man answers, again through his tears, "I forgot where I live."0-
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