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Julielai Posted 19 years ago
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Tips to marrying rich (from a Chinese blog)

Tips to marrying rich

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden (?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

  1. Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym
  2. Which age group should I target?
  3. Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
  4. How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)




    5. Ms. Pretty



    Here's the reply from a Wall Street Financial Investor:



    Dear Ms. Pretty,

    I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

    From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later

    By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term ? same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

    Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me

    signed, J.P. Morgan
  

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Those guys are very inteligent... they won't marry those greedy b*tches but just 'use' them Emotion: big smile
And that's great. Being at the
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Marrying a rich man is great if you both like each other but it can be bad to be abused or dumped but then many rich men ***** around so have a prenup if you want a settlement on adultry grounds but otherwise hopefully he loves you and you love him then money can mean a lot more to you.

I love to find a man that is at least decent with no bad addictions like drugs, drink or gambles plus
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Not exactly. It's not the case that every rich person is as cunny as J.P. Morgan, especially when you're talking about offsprings of very rich people. Some of them are as smart as their parents, but not all, which means they don't have the ability to calculate so precisely, or they'd rather hang on streets or hit the bars. So the girl concerned should aim at the offspring of the rich, be cool
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Hi J.P. Morgan,

I am agreed with your reply to Julielai, but I do not agreed that your money will be there forever. In religion point of view, the earth is in health deteriorating condition.



Rich guys whom only know how to earn money without any ethnics or mora
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AnonymousRich guys whom only know how to earn money without any ethnics or moral. Their fortune will not pass more than three generations. Julie Lai may sound proud of her beauty ,but you have not yet to explore her internal beauty.
Really? When she blatantly said something like this?
julielaiWhy most wives of the riches is only average
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