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three little school jokes
0 "I've just had the most awful time," said a boy to his friends. "First I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering, I got psoriasis. They gave me hypodermics, and to top it all, tonsillitis was followed by appendectomy." 02 br
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00 "Wow! How did you pull through?" sympathized his friends. 02 br
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00 "I don't know," the boy replied. "Toughest spelling test I ever had." 02 br
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00 Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? 02 br
00 Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. 02 br
00 Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? 02 br
00 Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!" 02 br
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00 The child comes home from his first day at school. 02 br
00 Mother asks, "What did you learn today?" 02 br
00 The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow." 0-
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00 "Wow! How did you pull through?" sympathized his friends. 02 br
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00 "I don't know," the boy replied. "Toughest spelling test I ever had." 02 br
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00 ********************************************************************* 02 br
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00 Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? 02 br
00 Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. 02 br
00 Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? 02 br
00 Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!" 02 br
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00 ********************************************************************* 02 br
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00 The child comes home from his first day at school. 02 br
00 Mother asks, "What did you learn today?" 02 br
00 The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow." 0-
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