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Kanjin Posted 21 years ago
Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles

Three Kinds of Economists

Dear Friends:

I encountered this quotation.
"There are three kinds of economists. Those that can add, and those that
can't."
By Hamish McRae

I have just two kinds here and looked for the original to find the third kind, but I found this article.

“The governor of the Bank of England began an address to an assembly of bankers with these words: ‘There are three kinds of economists, those who can count and those who can't.'” A joke of this kind would be met with incomprehension by French listeners. It is not logical.
Source: The Economist, Dec 18th 2003 issue
Title: French humor, Very Droll

So this must be a joke, and I thought it over.
My conclsion is;
Those that can add, and those that can't. Plus a real economist, that is, the author.

Am I right? Or do you have another interpretation?

Kanjin
  

Top answer

Hi, Kanjin, I don't know this joke but your question provoked me to search the Intenet. I found a short article discussing the differences in the way British and French people think: "A French Cartesian mind does not know what to make of a nonsensical story, such as this one. '” A joke of this kind would be met with incomprehension by French listeners.

  • Hi, Kanjin, I don't know this joke but your question provoked me to search the Intenet.
  • I found a short article discussing the differences in the way British and French people think: "A French Cartesian mind does not know what to make of a nonsensical story, such as this one.
  • '” A joke of this kind would be met with incomprehension by French listeners.
  • " So the three-kind story appears nonsensical to some cultures.
  • For Brits, the joke here is that only two kinds are mentioned.
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Hi, Kanjin,
I don't know this joke but your question provoked me to search the Intenet. I found a short article discussing the differences in the way British and French people think:

"A French Cartesian mind does not know what to make of a nonsensical story, such as this one. “The governor of the Bank of England began an address to an assembly of bankers with these words: ‘There ar
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Dear Miche:

Thank you for your kind reply.

I am not a "French Cartesian mind," but don't still get it, as I am not a Brit.
I know it is silly to ask why a joke is funny, but really want to figure out this one.

"There are TWO kinds of economists, those who can count and those who can't."
This would be a better joke to me.

"There are three kinds o
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Kanjin, You have'nt got the joke here. There are just two kinds of economists. The narrator belongs to the type who can't count.Cheers.
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Thank you, Mr./Ms. Guest.

Well, I have not yet even after reading your post.
You said the narrator belongs to the type who can't count. All right. I accept there are just two kinds in fact. It does not solve my problem, however, because the joke does not make me laugh. Why is it funny, if the narrator is the kind who can't?

Kanjin
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As 'Guest' said, the narrator is putting himself in the 'can't count' category.

It is funny because the line "There are three kinds of Economists..." leads you to expect three categories,but the fact that only two are supplied is confusing. When you realise he's categorised himself by only giving two categories, that's funny. What is also appealing about the joke, is that the narrator
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Thank you, aeon, for your explanation, but I still don't get it. However, I will not agree to this; Jokes are only funny when you 'get' them without having to analyse them, so better luck with the next one.

I believe some ways to make a reader or a listener understand a joke.
Let’s take an Irish joke as an example.
Why do Irish dogs have flat noses?
Because they chase p
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Kanjin,

It's really common for us english to make disparaging remarks about the irish in that context.

If you read them at face value they do not make sense, and this is what makes them funny.

It is funny that the dog tries to chase a static obect, because it is IMPOSSIBLE to chase it! This makes the dog stupid, which is a remark often made by the english about the i
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Sort of like....

There are two sides to every story........and then the truth. Emotion: smile
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Kanjin don't worry, it's actually quite amusing how you just won't get it after all these explanations! Emotion: stick out tongue Anyway, I'll giv
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Dear Everybody:

I think I have got it finally.
There are three kinds of economists, those who can count and those who can't. (Well, now, the third is me, and I belong to those who cannot count.)

Well, I have another problem.
It seems everybody agrees that the speaker belongs to those who cannot count. I would not have understood that way, if you had not pointed it ou

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