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Nice_guy Posted 22 years ago
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Three Deaf Ladies
Do YOU know a funny short story???
Here's one:
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Three deaf ladies were travelling on top of a double-decker.
"Windy, isn't it?" said one.
"No, it isn't Wednesday, it's Thursday", said the second.
"Yes, I'm thirsty too. Let's all get off and have something to drink," said the third.
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Here's one:
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Three deaf ladies were travelling on top of a double-decker.
"Windy, isn't it?" said one.
"No, it isn't Wednesday, it's Thursday", said the second.
"Yes, I'm thirsty too. Let's all get off and have something to drink," said the third.
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Much more are coming .......
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When George Bernard Shaw was still a young critic he was invited as a guest to a family party. When he came into the room, daughter of the host was playing the piano. " "I am," answered Shaw, "but never mind.
- When George Bernard Shaw was still a young critic he was invited as a guest to a family party.
- When he came into the room, daughter of the host was playing the piano.
- " "I am," answered Shaw, "but never mind.
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When George Bernard Shaw was still a young critic he was invited as a guest to a family party. When he came into the room, daughter of the host was playing the piano.
"I've heard", she said very sweetly to Bernard Shaw, "that you are fond of music."
"I am," answered Shaw, "but never mind. Go on playing."
"I've heard", she said very sweetly to Bernard Shaw, "that you are fond of music."
"I am," answered Shaw, "but never mind. Go on playing."
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A Scotchman was once travelling in a railway compartment, whose only other
passenger was an Englishman. The Scotchman lit a cigarette and leaned back in
his seat.
Suddenly the other passenger began to look for something in his pockets.
Not finding what he wanted he said, "Could you give a match, sir?" The Scot
took one match out of his box and put it on the seat b
passenger was an Englishman. The Scotchman lit a cigarette and leaned back in
his seat.
Suddenly the other passenger began to look for something in his pockets.
Not finding what he wanted he said, "Could you give a match, sir?" The Scot
took one match out of his box and put it on the seat b
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