Threatening phrases similar to "be on you like white on rice."

[nq:1]What are some similar phrases like "I'm gonna be on you like *** on velcro" or "white on rice"? What about "like a postage stamp"? Jumped like a bird for a berry.[/nq]
on velcro? A google yields 616 instances.
White on Rice, 147,000.
And in a rare instance, "white on vice" yields one hit.

I have never heard of "*** on velcro"
JOE

[nq:1]I have never heard of "*** on velcro"[/nq]
Be grateful.

Bob Lieblich
Ditto

[nq:2]What are some similar phrases like "I'm gonna be on ... a postage stamp"? Jumped like a bird for a berry.[/nq]
[nq:1] on velcro? A google yields 616 instances. White on Rice, 147,000. And in a rare instance, "white on vice" yields one hit. I have never heard of "*** on velcro" JOE[/nq]
I need good phrases like that. They can be over-used, or unknown, or brandnew or just made up by so

[nq:1]What are some similar phrases like "I'm gonna be on you like *** on velcro" or "white on rice"? What about "like a postage stamp"? Jumped like a bird for a berry.[/nq]
Stink on ***

[nq:2] on velcro? A google yields 616 instances. White on ... hit. I have never heard of "*** on velcro" JOE[/nq]
[nq:1]I need good phrases like that. They can be over-used, or unknown, or brandnew or just made up by somebody in here. I can't remember where I heard the velcro one. Maybe in a movie?[/nq]
Ok, Chris, this one is even more scarce that stuff on velcro, but it's one I've vowed t

[nq:2]What are some similar phrases like "I'm gonna be on ... a postage stamp"? Jumped like a bird for a berry.[/nq]
[nq:1]Stink on ***[/nq]
Yes yes yes yes, I have to coppy and paste this for my file. THis is one that I used to practice in my mind, but forgot. THanks.

[nq:2]Stink on ***[/nq]
[nq:1]Yes yes yes yes, I have to coppy and paste this for my file. THis is one that I used to practice in my mind, but forgot. THanks.[/nq]
If you google for "I'll be on you like" (with the quotes) you get quite a few different phrases, many of which fit the pattern exactly.

One which I've never heard, and don't understand, ends "like a nun sandwich".
B

[nq:1]What are some similar phrases like "I'm gonna be on you like *** on velcro" or "white on rice"? What about "like a postage stamp"? Jumped like a bird for a berry."like a duck on a junebug."[/nq]
Jack

[nq:1]If you google for "I'll be on you like" (with the quotes) you get quite a few different phrases, many of which fit the pattern exactly. One which I've never heard, and don't understand, ends "like a nun sandwich".[/nq]
What ever it means, it's great.

[nq:2]What are some similar phrases like "I'm gonna be on ... a postage stamp"? Jumped like a bird for a berry.[/nq]
[nq:1]"like a duck on a junebug."[/nq]
Thanks. I was going to ask about that one in here. Not for the purpose of learning more threats, but because I heard it on the Andy Griffith Show about 15 years ago and need to use it for a story I've been toying with for 24 years.