This is the maid

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00A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who02br
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00"This is the maid, " answers the woman.02br
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00"We don't have a maid", says the man.02br
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00The woman says "I was hired this morning by the lady of the house."02br
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00The man says, "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"02br
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00The woman replies, "She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I02br
00figured was her husband."02br
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00The guy is fuming and says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to02br
00make $50,000?"02br
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00The maid says, "What will I have to do?"02br
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00The man tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot02br
00the witch and the jerk she's with."02br
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00The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then 2 gun02br
00shots.02br
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00The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the bodies?"02br
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00The man says, "Throw them in the swimming pool."02br
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00Puzzled, the maid answers, "But you don't have a pool."02br
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00A long pause and the man says, "Is this 567-5309?"0-