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Benita Posted 20 years ago
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The smart wife
A man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night the man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down......"
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down......"
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It's a joke, not a story, about a wife who buries her husband upside down because he would always threaten to come back from the grave to haunt her.
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It is a good story. Can it be told with the opposite position. The husband who burried the dead wife?[A]
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Well, the wife would surely know how to find her way out of the grave. Women never hesitate to ask for directions you see! 
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BenitaWell, the wife would surely know how to find her way out of the grave. Women never hesitate to ask for directions you see!
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He'll dig forever, poor, and stupid man!
By the way, to bury someone upside is evil.
By the way, to bury someone upside is evil.
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PuccaBenitaWell, the wife would surely know how to find her way out of the grave. Women never hesitate to ask for directions you see!
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