The real estate deal

0 A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the afternoon with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but that he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT. ' 02br
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00On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note: 02br
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00Dear Madam, 02br
00Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that: 02br
001. it had never been occupied 02br
002. that there was plenty of heat 02br
003. that is was small enough to make me cozy 02br
00However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large. 02br
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00Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note: 02br
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00Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady. Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady. 0-