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If you have Tivo just freeze the Texas Cult Dunkard women walking out of the van and into the courthouse. Add your own LaFonataine caption.

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When Law Enforcement raided a Texas Compound..
Thats as far as I can get until I have to pop my Tingler back into the socket. I mean just imagine getting lost in Texas and crashing your car, and you wake up inside that! Its like Misery meets Back to the Future meets I dont even wanna know.
Here is where Skip will tell me Im a satonic loser for bashing religion because I'm a miserable stoner secularist or something like that. My point is, those people hate me right? They think Im the devil and I'm trash that I'm going to hell. Fine. They arent alone, but can I please respond? Or do I just gotta take it when I get downgraded by people of faith. Is faith off limits? I'm just sayin'

Back to the Cult Women. I don't understand. Part of me wants to call my friend at the Style Channel and pitch a makeover show for Dunkards... Liz Hasslebeck, some swishy stylists, and we turn the Dunkards into DILFs. No? I pitched Retard Makeover, but Special ESPN wasn't interested.
Seriously though, that Judy Greer movie... was it M. Knight? That thing has got nothing on Fox News in terms of absolute horror. Its like that Sci Fi original movie Ogre that we were talking about a few weeks ago, only way more Dunkard!
In closing, where do I buy a lapel flag?
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[nq:1]If you have Tivo just freeze the Texas Cult Dunkard women walking out of the van and into the courthouse. Add your own LaFonataine caption.[/nq]
But I pause channel flipping just long enough to hear one crazed fox reactionary suggest that it was a fake call from out of state that triggered the raid. If that's true, 400 cases of false arrest (false something) may be a windfall for Texas defense lawyers for years to come.

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[nq:2]If you have Tivo just freeze the Texas Cult Dunkard women walking out of the van and into the courthouse. Add your own LaFonataine caption.[/nq]
[nq:1]But I pause channel flipping just long enough to hear one crazed fox reactionary suggest that it was a fake ... true, 400 cases of false arrest (false something) may be a windfall for Texas defense lawyers for years to come.[/nq]
It was a very interesting response to a single call from one woman reporting one incident of abuse against her husband the Texas cops roll in with a fleet of prison buses and round up four hundred* kids in respect to whom *no complaints had been filed.

And apparently the guy that the complaint had been filed against was in another state at the time the incident he's accused of was supposed to have taken place.
Now maybe he was, maybe he wasn't. That might just be a cover-up. It's possible.
But let's not kid anybody Texas authorities were looking for an excuse to raid that compound the same way a certain other Texan was looking for an excuse to go into Iraq and pretty much any old excuse legit or otherwise would really have done for them.

And I love the fact that so many people are sort of winking at it Oh, sure, the raid wasn't really legit but you know, those crazy Mormon cultists, they're bad guys, so what does it really matter if their rights are violated.
Like it's okay if we violate people's rights so long as we only violate the rights of the bad guys. You know, because we're the good guys, and the good guys get to do that violate the rights of the bad guys.
NMS

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[nq:1]But let's not kid anybody Texas authorities were looking for an excuse to raid that compound...[/nq]
According to my friend who's written a book and hosted a British documentary on the Jeffs cult, the public policy issue is dollars and cents. The polygamy, forced marriages, sexual abuse are all frosting for the media.

Since 2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc. wives are not recognized as legally married, they qualify for Aid to Dependent Children, Medicaid, food stamps, etc.

Utah and Arizona have been approaching the FLDS for a long time on the basis of Welfare fraud. Texas leveraged the **** stuff. But they're really after the money.
Joe Myers
"*** with a pre-teen is just a perk."

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Look, I think the mid-40s husband on the news who said, "Hey, isn't marrying a 14 year old legal in Texas?" may have some issues... and the whole deal with these women as practically slaves is just wrong...

But why the heck is so much manpower used to stop people with strange religions in a country founded on religious freedom?

Government seems to want to close down anyone with a religion that isn't their religion.Stepford Wives have rights, too... and if Polygomy is part of their religion, I think we need to respect that. Obviously, they shouldn't be allowed to marry children - but if they want 10 wives who are over 18, that should be their right in this land of religious freedom. There is no religious freedom if it applies to some religions but not others. If a Christian Nudist wants to eat at Dennys, we need to accept that.

If a Santeria wants to sacrifice a goat, we need to accept that. If an athiest wants to reverse the Pledge Of Allegance to how it was from creation in the 1800s to 1954 - and remove "Under ***" - that gets us back to the true pledge, how it was intended... and that's a great thing. Our country is founded on freedom, not repression.
- Bill (any polygomy fantasy I might have had ended when I saw the wives)

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[nq:1]Look, I think the mid-40s husband on the news who said, "Hey, isn't marrying a 14 year old legal in ... the heck is so much manpower used to stop people with strange religions in a country founded on religious freedom?[/nq]
Because they know that you are secretly the grand poobah behind it all, funded by Jenna Jameson of Stripper Zombies, and they are working their way toward you, slowly.

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[nq:1]Look, I think the mid-40s husband on the news who said, "Hey, isn't marrying a 14 year old legal in ... founded on freedom, not repression. - Bill (any polygomy fantasy I might have had ended when I saw the wives)[/nq]
Four words, Bill: It's for the children. (5 words if u don't contract.)

The Peripatetic Samurai Robot

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[nq:1]Look, I think the mid-40s husband on the news who said, "Hey, isn't marrying a 14 year old legal in ... the heck is so much manpower used to stop people with strange religions in a country founded on religious freedom?[/nq]
I think Jeri Jo's got it nailed. Religion is pretty much up for grabs so long as everyone involved is a consenting adult, and where faiths like 7th Day Adventists are concerned, you don't even have to be a grown-up for the State to let the religion you were born into, hurt you. I've always kind of wondered how it would play out if a 7th Day kid, say 10 or 12, had cancer and told his/her folks '***** you, I want chemo!' but (possibly) barring that, they generally get to reject life-saving medicine, even for their kids.
But about the time you have adult males forcing juvenile girls into *** and procreation, the state usually steps in and makes sure that, at the very least, the guy marries her first. Barring that, it's Statutory Rape for anything with an age difference of more than two years. If DNA testing proves who the father is, and he's more than two years older and the gal is/was underaged, then the dad's gonna hafta' prove that they were married at the time. If he was legally married to someone, then the law's either not going to recognize his holy union with the minor, or going to hold him guilty of polygamy.
[nq:1]Government seems to want to close down anyone with a religion that isn't their religion.[/nq]
About the time Anton LeVey's Church of Satan got tax exempt status, that argument seemed to fade - for me, anyway.
[nq:1]Stepford Wives have rights, too... and if Polygomy is part of their religion, I think we need to respect that. ... the true pledge, how it was intended... and that's a great thing. Our country is founded on freedom, not repression.[/nq]I'm with you most of the way, but my support of gay marriage is based on the idea - the legal concept, actually - that marriage is both a religious sacrement and a legal arrangement. The Catholic Church still holds that its members can't marry outside the faith, so it doesn't recognize unions between Catholics and non-Catholics, even though the State does. If someone wants 10 wives (or husbands) that's their business, but I don't see that all eleven of them should be able to file a joint tax return, or that someone should be able to show up at Denny's naked just because they claim that it's a part of their religion.

It's back to that old civics class concept (seems to be coming up a lot, lately) that one person's rights end where another person's begin. If I can't kill my landlord and claim that it's a part of the practice of my religion as a legal defense, then what other crimes should I be able to commit, because "*** told me to"?
[nq:1]- Bill (any polygomy fantasy I might have had ended when I saw the wives)[/nq]
Polygamy, even with those Stepford Wives, just seems like too much work to be really appealing. What am I, a machine?

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