The king of what? Burlesque?

Ralph: Hey, Flamingo. Hi. Really unique show.
Striptease without the nudity.
Miranda: My name's Miranda.
And the show was terrible. Who are you?

Ralph: Ralph Jones. You know, you don't really have a Vegas accent.

Miranda: I wouldn't know. I've never been there. How embarrassing!
Why did I ever think I could do this?

Ralph: You just gotta remember to take
a crossover step before your spinback or you'll never make it around
for the hip reveal. A lot of girls have trouble first night.
Miranda: This is my only night. They already sacked me. Know anybody
who'd wanna buy a tearaway dress?

Ralph: How about one of the maids?
Phipps: Your Majesty, we should stay with the present uniform.

Ralph: Phippsy, you old hound! I didn't know you
went for this sort of thing. Meet Miranda.

Miranda: Do you guys work here?
Ralph: Well, no.

Miranda: Then what are you doing backstage?
Ralph: Well, it's OK. I'm the new king here.
Miranda: The king of what? Burlesque? Joke or striptease?
Ralph: No! England.

Miranda: That isn't a proper thing to joke about.