The joke festival

0 I love this seccion, every time i can, i´ll post a new joke... here i go:02br
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00A man is talking to God.02br
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00 The man: "God, how long is a million years?"02br
00 God: "To me, it's about a minute."02br
00 The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"02br
00 God: "To me it's a penny."02br
00 The man: "God, may I have a penny?"02br
00 God: "Wait a minute." 02br
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00 Here is a good riddle to demonstrate the battle-between-the-sexes kind of jokes. 02br
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00 Q: Why did God create the man before he created the woman? 02br
00 A1: The answer that men give: To give him the chance to enjoy Heaven on Earth for a few moments. 02br
00 A2: The answer that women give: Everyone makes a draft first! 02br
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00Two cows are standing in a field.02br
00 One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"02br
00 The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!" 02br
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00see you later 050010id2