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Benita Posted 20 years ago
Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles

The horse named MARY LOU

Tom came home from the casino one night and was met at the door by his wife. Much to his dismay she hit him on the head with a rolling pin?

"Why did you do that?" he asked.
"I found a piece of paper in your jacket pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replies

Tom explained "That's the name of a horse I got a hot tip on." She accepts his explanation and apologizes for whacking him.

A few days later, she nails him on the head again, even harder. When he regains consciousness, Tom asked, "Why on earth did you hit me again?’


‘Your horse phoned."

  

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well, maybe she was an intelligent horse!

— Wombat

  • well, maybe she was an intelligent horse!
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Already heard it's Turkish version but it made me laugh againEmotion: big smile
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WombatEmotion: smile
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thank you,it is funnyEmotion: big smile
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The women always the same, so jealous!

What the problem in a little affair! Very poor man.

[w]

P.S. I am not talking about a horse, of course.
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MatressThe women always the same, so jealous!

What the problem in a little affair! Very poor man.

[w]

P.S. I am not talking about a horse, of course.
Ahem..if I say the same thing I think that people would have a very bad impression of me..
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Nyla
Matress
The women always the same, so jealous!

What the problem in a little affair! Very poor man.

[w]

P.S. I am not talking about a horse, of course.

Ahem..if I say the same thing I think that people would have a very bad impression of me..
Yeah Nyla!!! Completely ag
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