The First Annual AUE Celebrity Superlative Quiz:

Since we've just begun a new calendar year, I thought it would be fun to make a quiz for the AUE to see how much I've taught you all during the past year. I am calling my quiz the "AUE Celebrity Superlative Quiz" because I will ask everyone to take this quiz and, for each question, order the celebs listed from "most" of the superlative to "least". This will test your understanding of the usage of the superlative and see how much celeb knowledge you've taken from interraction with me during the past year.

It will also provide the newcomers a fun experience with English and will encourage people to realize that this is a fun place, and learning is fun and worthwhile, rather than allow newbies to view this as hostile, unfriendly terroritory. So, please, everybody, complete the following quiz to the best of your ability:
1. In September of '03, the world was shocked by on-stage lesbian menage cuatrocourtesy of Christina Aguilera, Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott, Madonna, & Britney Spears at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards. Rank the four ladies in terms of bangability. (Things like possible STD contraction and pregnancy count; no condoms allowed.) Who's most bangable?
a. Aguilera
b. Elliott
c. Madonna
d. Spears
2. 2003 had its share of celebrity controversies. Who's most likely to bethrown in jail in 2004?
a. Martha Stewart
b. Kobe Bryant
c. Saddam Hussein
d. Robert Blake
e. Michael Jackson
f. R. Kelly
g. Scott Peterson
h. Rush Limbaugh
i. Elecia Battle
3. Which dead celebrity is most likely to be found alive in 2004?

a. Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez
b. Lynne Thigpen
c. Tupac Shakur
d. Strom Thurmond
e. Biggie Smalls
f. Aaliyah
g. Elvis Presley
h. John F. Kennedy Jr.
i. Princess Diana
j. Sonny Bono
k. George Burns
l. Harry Caray
m. Johnny Cash
n. Bob Ross
o. Mother Theresa
p. Ghandi
q. Dale Earnhardt Jr.
4. Which celebrity gets the anti-American of the year award?

a. Susan Sarandon
b. Tim Robbins
c. Madonna
d. The Dixie Chicks
e. Alec Baldwin
f. Ted Kennedy
g. Jane Fonda
5. Which celebrity is fattest/nastiest?

a. Fat Joe
b. Big Pun
c. Biggie Smalls
d. The Two Fat Ladies
e. Camryn Manheim
f. Roseanne
g. Carnie Wilson
h. Al Roker
i. Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott
j. Rosie O'Donnell
k. Ruben Studdard
l. John Goodman
m. Star Jones
n. Linda Tripp
o. Calista Flockhart
p. Luther Vandross
q. Anna Nicole Smith
6. Which celebrity would you be most likely to run for your life from and/orwho's the most bizarre?
a. Bjork
b. David Bowie
c. Dennis Rodman
d. Michael Jackson
e. R. Kelly
f. Emmanuel Lewis
g. Marilyn Manson
h. Ozzy Osbourne
i. RuPaul
j. TAFKAP
k. Ali G
l. Sinead O'Connor
m. Lorenna Bobbit
n. Angelina Jolie
o. Mike Tyson
p. David Blaine
q. Liza Minelli
r. Kelly Osbourne
s. Anne Robinson
7. Who is the gayest celebrity, in terms of the gay = homosexual definition?

a. Richard Simmons
b. Janet Reno
c. Rosie O'Donnell
d. Christopher Lowell
e. Ellen DeGeneres
f. RuPaul
g. Chris Katan
h. Michael Jackson
i. Jodi Foster
j. Anne Heche
k. Moby
l. Michael Stipe
8. Who is the gayest celebrity as in overall pointlessness the Generation Y &Z definition of "gay"?
a. Richard Simmons
b. RuPaul
c. Michael Jackson
d. Florence Henderson
e. TAFKAP
f. John Malkovich
g. Betty White
h. Truman Capote
i. Iman
j. Julia Child
k. Elvira
l. Mr. T
m. Eve Plumb
n. Janet Reno
o. Tonya Harding
p. Arnold Swartzenegger
q. Bob Saget
9. Which celebrity is most often made a sexual joke about?

a. Dido
b. Bob Dole
c. Monica Lewinsky
d. Michael Jackson
e. Bill Clinton
f. Paris Hilton
g. Estelle Getty
h. Paula Jones
i. Linda Tripp
10. Which celebrity couple is most likely to break up in 2004?

a. Kelis & Nas
b. Bill & Hillary Clinton
c. Bennifer
d. Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore
e. Liza Minelli & David Guest
f. Sting & Trudie Styler
g. Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne
h. Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson
i. Dave Navarro & Carmen Electra
j. Chris Martin & Gwenyth Paltrow
k. Saddam Hussein & Osama Bin Laden
11. Which celebrity is most likely to die in 2004?

a. Saddam Hussein
b. Osama Bin Laden
c. Michael Jackson
d. Yoko Ono
e. Pamela Anderson
f. Charro
g. Estelle Getty
h. Bea Arthur
i. Barbara Walters
j. Queen Elizabeth
k. Cheney
l. Sultan Of Brunei
m. Christopher Reeve
n. Pope John Paul II
o. Moammar Ghadafi
12. Which Jackson is most normal?

a. Michael
b. Tito
c. Jemaine
d. Randy
e. Marlon
f. Jackie
g. Janet
h. LaToya
i. Rebbie
j. Joseph
k. Katherine
13. Who is most likely innocent of crimes they were brought to trial for?

a. R. Kelly
b. P. Diddy
c. Kathie Lee Gifford
d. Bill Clinton
e. Michael Jackson
f. Martha Stewart
g. Kobe Bryant
h. O.J. Simpson
i. Snoop Dogg
j. Winnona Rider
14. Which rapper is coolest?

a. 50 Cent
b. Eminem
c. Nas
d. Lil' Kim
e. Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott
f. Ludacris
g. Snoop Dogg
h. Andre 3000
i. Big Boi
j. Tupac Shakur
k. LL Cool J
l. Eve
m. Biggie Smalls
n. Salt
o. Pepa
15. Which non-rap hip-hopper is coolest?

a. Mariah Carey
b. J. Lo
c. Ashanti
d. Alicia Keys
e. Usher
f. Musiq
g. Michael Jackson
h. Whitney Houston
i. Luther Vandross
j. Justin Timberlake
k. Pharrell Williams
l. Pink
m. Toni Braxton
n. Raphael Saadiq
16. Who is the least talented teenybopper celeb?

a. Britney Spears
b. Willa Ford
c. Christina Aguilera
d. Justin Timberlake
e. Pink
f. Drew Barrymoore
g. Leonardo DiCaprio
h. Katie Holmes
i. Hilary Duff
j. Amanda Bynes
k. Olsen Twins
l. Avril Lavinge
17. Who is the ghettoest celebrity?

a. Jackee
b. Lil' John
c. Trick Daddy
d. James Brown
e. Dennis Rodman
f. Whitney Houston
g. Eminem
h. Shaquille O'Neal
i. 50 Cent
j. Olivia
k. DJ Clue
l. Suge Knight
m. Wanda Sikes
18. Who is the funniest celebrity?

a. Ellen DeGeneres
b. Chris Rock
c. Adam Sandler
d. Maragaret Cho
e. Bernie Mac
f. Wanda Sikes
g. Ben Stiller
h. Horatio Sanz
i. Rachel Dratch
j. Jim Carrey
k. Tina Fey
l. Michael Richards
m. Julia Lewis-Dreyfus
19. Which celebrity is the biggest white trash?

a. Kid Rock
b. Jessica Simpson
c. Britney Spears
d. Madonna
e. John Rocker
f. Eminem
g. Drew Barrymoore
h. Ozzy Osbourne
19 and 1/2. Of the "Three Men & A Little Baby" cast, who is the most pointless?

a. Ted Danson
b. Steve Gutenberg
c. Tom Selleck
20. Which celebrity is most likely to enter rehab and/or O.D. in 2004?

a. Ozzy Osbourne
b. Whitney Houston
c. Courtney Love
d. Bobby Brown
e. Robert Downey Jr.
f. Matthew Perry
g. Richard Gere
h. Naomi Bush
i. Ted Kennedy
j. Eminem
21. Which celebrities are most likely to make up in 2004?

a. George Bush Jr & Al Gore
b. Rosie O'Donnell & Tom Selleck
c. Hillary Clinton & Monica Lewinsky
d. 50 Cent & Ja Rule
e. Richard Simmons & Roseanne
f. Fred Durst & Chrstina Aguilera
g. Nas & Jay-Z
h. Eminem & Triumph The Insult Comic Dog
22. Who is most likely to change their name in 2004?

a. Osama Bin Laden
b. Ronald Reagan
c. P. Diddy
d. TAFKAP
e. Baby The #1 Stunna
f. Dido
23. Who is most likely to get cosmetic surgery in 2004?

a. Michael Jackson
b. Barbara Walters
c. Joan Rivers
d. Janet Jackson
e. Britney Spears
f. Walter Chronkite
g. Pamela Anderson
h. Bruce Jenner
24. Who is most likely to be revealed as anorexic?

a. Tracey Gold
b. Calista Flockhart
c. Mariah Carey
d. Michael Jackson
e. Missy Elliott
f. Jennifer Love Hewitt
g. Lara Flynn Boyle
h. Julia Roberts
i. Lisa Kudrow
25. Who is the most ancient of the Golden Girls?

a. Estelle Getty
b. Rue McLanahan
c. Bea Arthur
d. Betty White
26. Which celebrity is the most ancient/about to die from old age?

a. Estelle Getty
b. Sophia Loren
c. Alan Greenspan
d. Yassir Arafat
e. Cher
f. Mick Jagger
g. Bea Arthur
h. Cheney
i. Joe DiMaggio
j. Walter Chronkite
k. Elizabeth Taylor
l. Judge Judy
27. Who would you most like to have sex with?

a. Heather Locklear
b. Cameron Diaz
c. Brittany Murphey
d. Nelly
e. Ashanti
f. Claudia Schiffer
g. Bea Arthur
h. Walter Chronkite
i. Ashton Kutcher
j. Beyonce
k. Tyra Banks
l. Connie Chung
m. John Travolta
n. Hilary Duff
o. Aaron Carter
p. Jenna Jameson
q. Rebbecca Romijn-Stamos
r. Orlando Bloom
28. Who is the funnest celeb?

a. Moby
b. Fatboy Slim
c. Brittany Murphey
d. Chris Rock
e. Dee Snider
f. Mandy Moore
g. Alicia Silverstone
h. Jackee
i. Brandy
j. Kylie Minogue
k. Matt Damon
29. Who is the "most fun" celebrity (that is, the funnest celebrity most likelyto use incorrect English)?
a. George Bush
b. Dan Quayle
c. Yogi Berra
d. Samuel Goldwyn
e. Charro
f. Jackie Chan
g. Nelly
h. Suge Knight
i. Shakira
j. Thalia
k. Roseanne
30. Which cast member from Michael Jackson's "Liberian Girl" is still bestknown?
a. Michael Jackson
b. Steven Spielberg
c. Weird Al Yankovic
d. Steve Guttenberg
e. Dan Aykroyd
f. Quincy Jones
g. Don King
h. John Travolta
i. Lou Diamond Phillips
j. Olivia Newton-John
k. Carl Weathers
l. Paula Abdul
m. Jasmine Guy
n. Richard Dreyfus
o. Debbie Gibson
p. Whoopi Goldberg
q. Rosanna Arquette
r. Corey Feldman
s. David Copperfield
t. Amy Irving
u. Danny Glover
v. Beverly Johnson
w. Malcolm Jamal Warner
x. Sherman Hemsley
y. Brigitte Nielsen
z. Jackie Collins
aa. Rick Schroeder
ab. Blair Underwood
ac. Billy Dee Williams
ad. Elizabeth Dreyfus
ae. Suzanne Somers
af. Mayim Bialik
ag. Virginia Madson
ah. Olivia Hussey
ai. Lou Ferrigno
aj. Bubbles The Chimp
EXTRA CREDIT:
Who, in your opinion, is the celebrity least worthy of being a celeb?

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