The Difference 30 Years Make

1975: Long hair

2005: Longing for hair

1975: Acid rock

2005: Acid reflux

1975: Moving to the Gold Coast because it's cool

2005: Moving to the Gold Coast because it's warm

1975: Trying to look like Liz Taylor

2005: Trying NOT to look like Liz Taylor

1975: Seeds and stems

2005: Roughage

1975: Going to a new, hip joint

2005: Receiving a new hip joint

1975: Rolling Stones

2005: Kidney Stones

1975: Passing the drivers' test

2005: Passing the vision test