The Blonde and the Sheep

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00Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she02br
00had her hair cut and dyed brown.02br
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00A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped02br
00her car to let a flock of sheep pass.02br
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00Admiring the cute wooly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess02br
00how many sheep you have, can I take one?"02br
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00The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, "Sure!"02br
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00The blonde thought for a moment and, for no discernible reason, said, "352."02br
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00This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally02br
00amazed, and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the02br
00deal. Take your pick of my flock."02br
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00The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the one02br
00that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.02br
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00When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have02br
00a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my02br
00dog back?"0-