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Tearsofjoy Posted 20 years ago
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The ABC of ex-lovers
Life Reflections
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· If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
· Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
· Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.
· Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
· Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
· A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
· A closed mouth gathers no feet.
· If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
· My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
· If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
· Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
· Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
· A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
· Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
· Men are from earth. Women are from earth, Deal with it.
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· If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
· Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
· Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.
· Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
· Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
· A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
· A closed mouth gathers no feet.
· If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
· My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
· If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
· Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
· Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
· A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
· Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
· Men are from earth. Women are from earth, Deal with it.
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Tearsofjoy Life Reflections · Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. · A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. · Men are from earth.
- Tearsofjoy Life Reflections · Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- · A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- · Men are from earth.
- Women are from earth, Deal with it.
- Joy, when I first saw these lines I thought it had been DjB to post them.
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TearsofjoyLife ReflectionsJoy, when I first saw these lines I thought it had been DjB to post them.
· Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
· A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
· Men are from earth. Women are from earth, Deal with it.
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Yes, it does sound a lot like what DjB posts. However, I got it on a forward just now, and decided it was too good to keep to myself!
Cheers,
- Joy
Cheers,
- Joy
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