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26-03-1993 Posted 18 years ago
Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles
The 3 Funniest jokes ever!
(Joke 1)
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
(Joke 2)
PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."
DOCTOR: "I've got some cream for that."
(Joke 3)
A guy walks into a shop and goes up to the counter and says to the shop keeper, "hey can i please have a kit kat chunkey".
"Sure" says the lady, so she gives him a kit kat chunkey.
The guy replys and says, "no fatty i want a kit kat".
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
(Joke 2)
PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."
DOCTOR: "I've got some cream for that."
(Joke 3)
A guy walks into a shop and goes up to the counter and says to the shop keeper, "hey can i please have a kit kat chunkey".
"Sure" says the lady, so she gives him a kit kat chunkey.
The guy replys and says, "no fatty i want a kit kat".
Top answer
I don't get #3.
- I don't get #3.
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i get #3 the lady is fat and chunky so the guy askes can i have a kit-kit-Chukcy- :L lmfao
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