Ten Commandments of Marriage

0 01u00 Ten Commandments of Marriage01font02font02u02br
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01font01u00by Fee Jay Braghley02u02font01font02font02br
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01u01font00Commandment 1.02font02u01font02br
00Marriages are made in heaven. But, so again, are thunder and lightning. 02br
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00If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 02br
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02font01u01font00Commandment 3.02font02u01font02br
00Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand! 02br
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02font01u01font00Commandment 4. 02font02u02br
01font00Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. 02br
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02font01u01font00Commandment 5.02font02u01font02br
00When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is. 02br
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02font01u01font00Commandment 6. 02font02u02br
01font00Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 02font02br
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01u01font00Commandment 7.02font02u01font02br
00Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. 02br
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01u00Commandment 8.02u02br
00Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife. 02br
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01u00Commandment 9.02u02br
00Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry. That is why a wife treats her husband like toxic waste. 02br
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01u00Commandment 10.02u02br
00A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.. 02br
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01u00Bonus Commandment story:02u02br
00A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works"!02font01font02font02br
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