Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk...

0I'd like to share this top 10 "recommended" things to say to your superior if this happens to you...well, "use at your own risk" hehe...02br
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0010. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."02br
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009. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."02br
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008. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"02br
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007. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."02br
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006. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."02br
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005. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve02br
00work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice yoga?"02br
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004. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."02br
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003. "The coffee machine is broken..."02br
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002. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."02br
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00And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.....1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."00 0-