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Eargasms Posted 20 years ago
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Technical Support Help!

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00Dear Sir, 02br
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00Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinkingmates 4.2, which I had used for years without problems. 02br
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00However, there are actually conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to attempt running Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. 02br
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00To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Ladsnightout 3.1, Football 4.5 and Playboy 6.9. 02br
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00Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. 02br
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00I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system forcing me to shutdown completely for several weeks. 02br
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00Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time only to discover that when these two systems detected each other caused severe damage to my hardware. 02br
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00I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.2 only to discover this product had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. 02br
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00While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2003. Shortly after this upgrade I discovered that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted, they then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. 02br
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00Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-Mail filter, and can without warning launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter programs have no help files so you have to try and guess what the problem is. 02br
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00Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments, and Hairstyle Express, which needs to be re-installed every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain all resources. 02br
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00These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an illegal operation. 02br
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00Also when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. 02br
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00Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherlnLaw, which cannot be turned off. 02br
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00Recently I have been tempted to install Mistress 2004 but there could be problems, a friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2004 it tends to delete all of your money before uninstalling itself... 02br
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00Please help. 050010id2
  

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