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Dj Bueno Posted 21 years ago
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T£N DOG RUL£S
1.The dog is not allowed in the house.
2.Okay,the dog is allowed in the house,but only in certain rooms.
3.Ok,fine,the dog is allowed in all rooms,but has to stay off the furniture.
4.The dog can get on the old furniture only.
5.Fine,the dog is allowed on all the furniture,but is no allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6.Okay,the dog is allowed on the bed,but only by invitation.
7.The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants,but not under the covers.
8.The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only!
9.The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
10.Humans must ask for permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.
2.Okay,the dog is allowed in the house,but only in certain rooms.
3.Ok,fine,the dog is allowed in all rooms,but has to stay off the furniture.
4.The dog can get on the old furniture only.
5.Fine,the dog is allowed on all the furniture,but is no allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6.Okay,the dog is allowed on the bed,but only by invitation.
7.The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants,but not under the covers.
8.The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only!
9.The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
10.Humans must ask for permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.
Top answer
Do you have a dog? If you do, don't forget to ask him permission before answering me...
- Do you have a dog?
- If you do, don't forget to ask him permission before answering me...
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Oooh, so typical. The dog we had was more disciplined than that, though. He generally stayed off the bed.
Wish we could get another, big licky dog. Like a golden Labrador...
- Tearsofjoy.
Wish we could get another, big licky dog. Like a golden Labrador...
- Tearsofjoy.
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Mine was disciplined too... He let me stay off the bed while he was enjoying it... 
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I don't have a dog but I have cats, they are the same way but they don't mind sharing the bed. 
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You're lucky... Would you mind sharing it with me till my dog decides to allow me to sleep on mine?
Would you mind sharing it with me till my dog decides to allow me to sleep on mine? 0
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