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Dj Bueno Posted 21 years ago
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A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. ''Hello there,'' says the man, ''and what is your name?''
''Hello,'' giggles the woman, ''I'm Stacey. What's yours?''
''I'm Jim.''
''Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??''
''Sure!'' replies Jim, ''Let's go!''
So Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk. ''Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk,'' Jim says.
''Yes? And what about it?'' asks Stacey.
''Is it your brother?''
''No, it isn't, Jim!'' Stacey giggles. Jim's eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey's husband.
When he finally asks, ''Is it your husband?''
Stacey giggles even more, ''No, silly!'' Jim was relieved.
''Then, it must be your boyfriend!''
Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, ''No, silly!!''
''Then, who is it?'' Jim asks.
Stacey replies, ''That's me BEFORE my operation!!''
''Hello,'' giggles the woman, ''I'm Stacey. What's yours?''
''I'm Jim.''
''Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??''
''Sure!'' replies Jim, ''Let's go!''
So Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk. ''Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk,'' Jim says.
''Yes? And what about it?'' asks Stacey.
''Is it your brother?''
''No, it isn't, Jim!'' Stacey giggles. Jim's eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey's husband.
When he finally asks, ''Is it your husband?''
Stacey giggles even more, ''No, silly!'' Jim was relieved.
''Then, it must be your boyfriend!''
Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, ''No, silly!!''
''Then, who is it?'' Jim asks.
Stacey replies, ''That's me BEFORE my operation!!''
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Ha HA nice one!
- Ha HA nice one!
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ha ha ha.... How many beers did Jim take in that bar? What ever the number, and think pre-Stacey sobered him up. Never trust the package, until you see its......content.
Tearsofjoy, do you know what I'm having now? : Tearsoffun.
Tearsofjoy, do you know what I'm having now? : Tearsoffun.
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TearsofjoyAdomiTearsofjoy, do you know what I'm having now? : Tearsoffun.
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AdomiThat's why WE non-native English speakers come over here, so that YOU guys help us improve our English. Thanks for the correction.My pleasure, Adomi. And no, you did not offend me in any way. If you had, I would definitely have made you aware of that, don't worry.
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Well, I'm happy the matter is cleared up and looks like it was a misunderstanding.
You know there are lots of people who speak their official language better than their vernacular. I'm one of them. I'm more comfortable with french than Haussa and Bassa,and I'm a little ashame not to be able to express myself that good in English too, because English too is one of my official languages..
You know there are lots of people who speak their official language better than their vernacular. I'm one of them. I'm more comfortable with french than Haussa and Bassa,and I'm a little ashame not to be able to express myself that good in English too, because English too is one of my official languages..
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AdomiAh well, I just couldn't resist making the correction. I added the winking face to show you I wasn't offended in the least, but I guess a wink isn't always enough. So, I add a bi-i-i-i-g grin
Well, I'm happy the matter is cleared up and looks like it was a misunderstanding.
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Alright Tearsofjoy, the wink was enough, though I like the grin too
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WYSIWYG, your eyes didn't lie to you. I'm indeed a
....WYSIWYG, your eyes didn't lie to you. I'm indeed a
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