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You need to be more specific, when posting, about what kind of information you want. If you want a recipe here, you are in the wrong place. If you want your posting corrected, here is a possible solution:

Steps in making a cheese bun:

What are the steps for making a cheese bun?

1. Cut the cheese into small cubes.
2. Cut the bun into small cubes.
3. In a shallow pan, mix the cheese cubes and bun cubes carefully over medium heat, stirring often.

4. After all the ingredients have melted together, scrape the contents of the pan into a very small baking dish.
5. Sprinkle 10 tablespoons of salt and

Jim, you twisted, evil person!!

This reminds me of a great Roz Chast cartoon -- "Reecipes from the American Cheese Council." I'll see if I can find it and post a link.

Well, it's a cartoon, and if I tried to scan it and post it here the New Yorker Magazine would probably be at my door with lawyers in no time. But I'm sure I can quote from it:

Recipes from the American Cheese Council

Cheese Omelette:
2 eggs

No need to post the link. That's exactly the model I was working from. I suppose it was the word "cheese" that triggered today's inspiration.

CalifJim(I particularly liked the recipe for cheese salad, which, as you may recall, had something like 15 lbs. of cheese and one leaf of lettuce

Yes, and it "serves 6 cheese-loving people." I love Roz Chast. I don't remember anything about cheese in Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman though.

khoffI don't remember anything about cheese in Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman though.

No. That was her friend's recipe for sweet potato pie. "Bake two hours at 500." Or something like that. It came out completely carbonized.

And where in h-e-double-toothpick is the original poster in all of this?

PhilipAnd where in h-e-double-toothpick is the original poster in all of this?

Gone away completely satisfied. After all, the first sentence of my reply is a solution to the problem of how to ask about the steps for making a cheese bun. No? [A]

CJ