Starbucks closing 600 stores

[nq:1]Where will writers go? (Well, besides the 8 million other Starbucks locations, that is.)[/nq]
I think they're only closing some of the ones they opened in the bathrooms of other Starbucks (as reported earlier this century in The Onion).

Alan Brooks

A with an Underwood
With enough coffee
you don't waste any
time blinking.
MWSM FAQ:

[nq:2]Where will writers go? (Well, besides the 8 million other Starbucks locations, that is.)[/nq]
[nq:1]I think they're only closing some of the ones they opened in the bathrooms of other Starbucks (as reported earlier this century in The Onion).[/nq]
Gag any kids with a soccer ball lately, Alan? Or is that just your friends?

[nq:1]Where will writers go? (Well, besides the 8 million other Starbucks locations, that is.) RonB "There's a story there...somewhere"[/nq]
Dump corporate coffee. Support local coffee shops!

W : )

[nq:1]I think they're only closing some of the ones they opened in the bathrooms of other Starbucks (as reported earlier this century in The Onion).[/nq]
What about the pop-up Starbucks stand that comes inside the CD that you can buy in the Starbucks in the bathroom of a Starbucks?

[nq:2]I think they're only closing some of the ones they opened in the bathrooms of other Starbucks (as reported earlier this century in The Onion).[/nq]
[nq:1]Gag any kids with a soccer ball lately, Alan? Or is that just your friends?[/nq]
WTF does that mean? I realize you're Lash-Out LaRue, but that statement doesn't even try to make sense.

[nq:2]Gag any kids with a soccer ball lately, Alan? Or is that just your friends?[/nq]
[nq:1]WTF does that mean?[/nq]
Isn't Alan a soccer dad? The father of girls? As he moderates a depraved newsgroup of ***-addicts?
[nq:1]I realize you're Lash-Out LaRue, but that statement doesn't even try to make sense.[/nq]
Go sleep on a strange woman's sofa.
Does that make sense?

That strange woman, being a woman you met online..Mary.

Hi, I'm Alan. Meet my daughters, and my friend Mary, who stalks online while fantasizing on my newsgroup about gagging and gang raping other posters, along with Matt and Jacques. I can't understand why on earth some people decline boink invitations.

[nq:2]Gag any kids with a soccer ball lately, Alan? Or is that just your friends?[/nq]
[nq:1]WTF does that mean? I realize you're Lash-Out LaRue, but that statement doesn't even try to make sense.[/nq]
Newsgroups: misc.writing.screenplays.moderated

Date: Thu, 25 Jan 2007 15:37:23 +00 (UTC)
Local: Thurs, Jan 25 2007 11:37 am
Subject: Is Alan Brooks of New York a pedophile?

[nq:2]WTF does that mean? I realize you're Lash-Out LaRue, but that statement doesn't even try to make sense.[/nq]
[nq:1]Newsgroups: misc.writing.screenplays.moderated From: Skipper Date: Thu, 25 Jan 2007 15:37:23 +00 (UTC) Local: Thurs, Jan 25 2007 11:37 am Subject: Is Alan Brooks of New York a pedophile? Did you post this before or after the sofa episode, Skip?[/nq]
Newsgroups: misc.wri

*** addicts, huh? And WHO is the one typing about *** above?

Weird.