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Osee Posted 19 years ago
Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles

Spitfire.

0How many jokes are there below? One or two? Please help me understand it or them. Thanks a lot!02br
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00What's black and white, black and brown, and black and black? 02br
00A nun roasting on a spit. 0-
  

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02br 02br 00A spit is a device for cooking meat on a fire. Nuns wear black and white clothes. Can you work it out now?

— Nona the brit

  • 02br 02br 00A spit is a device for cooking meat on a fire.
  • Nuns wear black and white clothes.
  • Can you work it out now?
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0It's one joke, and not a very nice one.02br
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00A spit is a device for cooking meat on a fire. Nuns wear black and white clothes. Can you work it out now? 0-
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01cite10Nona The Brit12cite10It's one joke, and not a very nice one.12br
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10More reminders or just tell me the point, please? Thanks.0-
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0 It's an unpleasant joke. I'd rather not. Replace each comma with the word 'then' to work it out. 0-
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0I understand the first sentence means the nun's clothes is getting burned. The second means the nun is cooking meat on a fire. Anyway, I do not get it.02br
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00Nona, you said this is an unpleasant joke, if you would not like to explain it here, would it be possible to tell me by email? Thanks a lot!01blockquote
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0 Osee, it means a PERSON is being cooked. Don't you think that's unpleasant? 0-
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0 Osee, the nun isn't cooking meat, she is herself being cooked on the fire. 0-
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0I think it has double meaning, like a num with a monk,you know, it isn't correct them both go to ****, or both burn in fire them both became black. Gotcha???02br
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00There is something funny in that, isn't it? 0-
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0No, there's really no double meaning. It's just a rather nasty joke about someone being cooked on a spit. I would advise against telling it to anyone over the age of 13, if you feel you must tell it at all. I find NOTHING funny in it. 0-
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