Something rather strange... Help!

Hello, people! I have some strange homework my teacher gave me last week. I have to find an English interview about a movie and write the characters' words. It's really hard because I don't understand their words but I need them! So, could you please write below the words of Freddie Higmore (he talks about the film "The Art of Getting By".) He is British. The video is about two minutes. I know the thing I want you to do for me is weird but it is not impossible! Please, help me!



Thank you sooooo much!