Does anyone here actually like Hayao Miyazaki films?
His animation is amazing, obviously, but none of his stories make any sense. Mind you, I've only seen "The Castle of Cagliostro", "Princess Mononoke", "Proco Rosso", "My Neighbor Totoro", "Spirited Away", "Howls Moving Castle" and "Kiki's Delivery Service", so I'm no EXPERT, but I'm still waiting to feel the um, er, thrust of his genius.
Is it a Japanese thing? Is my western sensibility so linear that I can't loosen up and just let the beauty of his animation wash over me?
Am I doomed to watch all his films with the ever-increasing conviction that no point is ever going to be made and no stance taken that won't be reversed for no particular reason 2 scenes later?
Why don't any of his animals map to actual animals in the real world? Or if they do, how is it that they morph into some sort of "spirit" realm of the same animal, but with magical characteristics that have no particular relationship to the animal characteristics they had before, or to the theme they seemed to represent before they morphed?
Like the weird Elk-god creature with the semi-human face in "Princess Mononoke"... It seems like it's supposed to be the Spirit of the Forest or something. It's certainly supposed to be both powerful and good. And yet, it not like it's being killed by the forces of modernization (as it sort of hinted at the beginning) which would make it feel like it fit into some sort of "theme". No, it's being killed by this guy and his cohort who just want to kill it for no reason that ever gets articulated. They just want to sneak up on it and kill it.
And then, when they do manage to shoot it, it becomes a shapeless, mountain-sized monster that threatens to destroy all humanity. So, I guess, that's what was really inside this "great spirit" all along, right? Hidden inside the peace-loving creature was actually the will to kill everything in its path and perhaps everything in the world? And the people who killed the creature were looking forward to being exterminated themselves?
Or the giant boars made out of worms. The regular boars aren't really related to them, but they want revenge if anyone kills them, but they're also afraid of them, but they also know that the worm-boars should be either preserved or destroyed, depending on where we are in the "plot".
Similarly with "Spirited Away". It starts out okay, with a girl and her parents crossing a bridge into a deserted but spooky and magical circus. The parents eat some food in the deserted but well-furnished food court and soon turn into hogs. Fair enough. I totally get the imagery. The girl doesn't eat (apparently for many days?) so she remains a little girl. Then the circus morphs into a rest-spa for spirit creatures run by a witch/demon, and the only good people are the ones who stoke the fires to keep the baths hot.
Except they're not really good, they're just suppressed. Except when they're not suppressed. And there's a sort of magical bubble, which is actually a living creature that provides gold but that also eats up everything around it and can become either harmless water or an all-consuming blob unless the little girl gives it a back-rub. Or feeds it oatmeal.
Anyway, those are the only parts I could make sense of.
What brings this up now is that Miyazaki has a new film coming out, called "Ponyo", in which the name of a tiny goldfish with a little kid's face (a special one, apparently, though from the trailer it looks like there might be millions of goldfishes with little kid's faces at least sometimes, when the plot needs them). Anyway, this Ponyo is the only creature who can save the world. Save it from... um... not clear on that just yet, but at the very least from big waves that don't really look like waves.
And he rides on the back of giant mullets, sometimes in the ocean and sometimes down the street next to racing cars. Why does this seem to be as utterly confused as all the other Miyazaki films? Why so portentous and yet so unformed?
There can't be enough pot-heads watching Disney films to justify this stuff anymore, so why do they keep getting made? Is it like Manga, where if you don't read the book backward the plot doesn't make sense? Would it all come clear if I played "Dark Side"? Is it all a secret plot by Mariah Carey to bump "Glitter" out of the 10 worst films ever made?
Alan Brooks
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