Smart, or fake husband??

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Beautiful diamond ring==A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.A friend of his said, I thought she wanted one of those sporty4-Wheel drive vehicles.She did, he replied. But where would I find a fake Jeep?

Momto3 · Accepted Answer

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Benita · Answer

Wily husband!!

Geniseta · Answer

So funny Matress!

You're right, Benita, this husband is smart. lol. I think the story below shows what a fake husband is. Just see what happened to him.

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 43rd wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said:

- For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.

- "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife.

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - Two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:

- Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! => The husband became 92 years old.

Benita · Answer

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Matress · Answer

A realy bad fairy, ifI it was a genius, I think the had had his wish right.

Tjang Kian Liong · Answer

MatressBeautiful diamond ring
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A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

A friend of his said, I thought she wanted one of those sporty

4-Wheel drive vehicles.

She did, he replied. But where would I find a fake Jeep?

Yes, a fake Jeep cannot function properly, but a fake diamond can.

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