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00 A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence. 02 br
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00 "Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?" 02 br
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00 "I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," Green replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won't hear. "But since you're a good and faithful customer, I'll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you'll be positively brilliant." 02 br
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00 "You sell them here?" the customer asks. 02 br
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00 "Only $4 each," says Green. 02 br
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00 The customer buys three. A week later, he's back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn't any smarter. 02 br
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00 "You didn't eat enough," says Green. The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he's back and this time he's really angry. 02 br
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00 "Hey, Green," he says, "You're selling me fish heads for $4 apiece when I can buy the whole fish for $2. You're ripping me off!" 02 br
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00 "You see?" says Green. "You're smarter already." 0-
00 A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence. 02 br
02 br
00 "Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?" 02 br
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00 "I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," Green replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won't hear. "But since you're a good and faithful customer, I'll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you'll be positively brilliant." 02 br
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00 "You sell them here?" the customer asks. 02 br
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00 "Only $4 each," says Green. 02 br
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00 The customer buys three. A week later, he's back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn't any smarter. 02 br
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00 "You didn't eat enough," says Green. The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he's back and this time he's really angry. 02 br
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00 "Hey, Green," he says, "You're selling me fish heads for $4 apiece when I can buy the whole fish for $2. You're ripping me off!" 02 br
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00 "You see?" says Green. "You're smarter already." 0-
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00 Its a common joke bout a smart guy and an idiot ( or may be just less smart than the other ^^ ) 02 br
00 Anyway, it can teach smone a lesson in a gentle way. At least we dont hav to eat fish heads ( > ~ < ) just to learn that they dont make us more smarter....lol 05 0 02 br
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00 Its a common joke bout a smart guy and an idiot ( or may be just less smart than the other ^^ ) 02 br
00 Anyway, it can teach smone a lesson in a gentle way. At least we dont hav to eat fish heads ( > ~ < ) just to learn that they dont make us more smarter....lol 05 0 02 br
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